*after Led Tasso*
Ted: I think we finally went too far this time.
Beard: You should have thought of that before we started.
Ted: I was busy going too far!

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*after Led Tasso*
Ted: I think we finally went too far this time.
Beard: You should have thought of that before we started.
Ted: I was busy going too far!

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Rebecca: How do I get out of the friend zone?
Keeley: Oh my god, who put you there, bestie?
Keeley: Do I look like Ted to you?
Rebecca: What? No!
Keeley: I SAID DO I LOOK LIKE TED TO YOU
Rebecca: NO!!!
Keeley: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME???
Rebecca: Oh my GOD KEELEY
Jamie: Be careful with my emotional baggage. Itās designer.
Keeley: You genuinely concern me.
Keeley: All the time.
Keeley: I get paid enough to pretend to be either helpful or heterosexual.
Keeley: If people want both, then Iām going to need a raise.

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Dani: I have no idea what Iām doing.
Dani: I just know Iām doing it really well!
Rebecca: Nora, why are you drinking coffee?! Itās midnight, and youāre fourteen!
Nora: Time is an allusion. You just donāt understand.
Nora: Also, I havenāt finished my homework thatās due tomorrow.
*hungover*
Richard: I feel like my brain is an IKEA catalogue.
Sam: How do you mean?
Richard: It feels like everything is written in Swedish, but I barely speak Swedish.
Jamie: Do you think bananas have feelings?
Roy: You know, thereās a lot of things I regret.
Roy: And right now, this friendship is one of them.
Jamie: ā¦
Jamie: But do they?
Beard: You forgot to run the dishwasher again, didnāt you?
Ted: *drinking from a vase* What makes you think that?

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Roy: I want to talk to you about something?
Keeley: Okay.
Roy: Well, I have recently discovered that youāre singleā¦
Keeley: *nods*
Roy: And Iām singleā¦
Keeley: Yep.
Roy: And I was wondering if you wanted to⦠single togetherā¦
Roy: Romantically
Higgins: How do you plan on explaining your way out of this one?
Ted: Verbally, because judging from the look on Rebeccaās face, the musical number I prepared isnāt going to work.
Keeley: Iām no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.
Ted: If yāall donāt play āAnother One Bites the Dustā at my funeral, are you really my friends?
Rebecca: I pretend to like people every day. Thatās part of being an adult.
Rebecca: Thatās why weāre allowed to buy alcohol.

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Nate: Youāre toast!
Will: Oh, yeah? You and what toaster?
Keeley: I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.