agent of chaos

why is this max the song? 

PETITION FOR THE THIRD KIND OF MAGIC KID TO BE AT CAMP CAMPBELL ‘CAUSE CAN YOU IMAGINE A LIL WITCH LIKE SABRINA LITERALLY IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT, CHANTING A LATIN SPELL AND DAVID SHOWS UP, THOROUGHLY UPSET BUT NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PROBABLY SUMMONING A GOBLIN, BUT BECAUSE SHE IS OUT OF HER TENT WAY PAST CURFEW AND GOSH DARN IT THAT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, YOUNG LADY. HE UNDERSTANDS YOU REALLY WANT TO SUMMON DEMONS, BUT THIS IS NOT A COUNSELOR APPROVED CAMP ACTIVITY

“I know it seems kinda scary, but I swear up and down that you’ll have a blast here. It’ll seem like a mess, and it is. But I came here and I had a blast. I met tons of interesting people and went on so many adventures. I promise, you will too.” She leaned forward and pressed a kiss to her daughter’s forehead as the girl let out a soft sigh of acceptance and relief. Nikki pulled her into a hug, blinking back maternal tears that burned in her eyes. “Write me tons of letters. If you get really homesick, ask David if you can call me. He’ll make sure you’re okay.”