#IMTELLINGBATMAN

nightwing just tried to go through my window but was blocked by the menorah :/ happy hanukkah i guess #imtellingbatman

I was reading a few nights ago and at around four in the morning red robin drops in and starts yelling and says that he wants to know how i stay up so late without coffee cuz hes been watching me? I said it was secret. Then I gave him some peppermint bark and sent him away. Then he came back with spoiler, orphan and bluebird and told me they wanted the recipe. and thats how i ended up making peppermint bark with the batkids. shouldn't the be patrolling? #imtellingbatman #imteachingthemcookiesnow

so batgamers i haven’t gotten any asks for this blog in a while but if i did $3-5 commissions for art (headshots probably, but full or half body sure) would anyone want to commission me? here’s an example of some of my artwork

it’s been like a year since i mentioned this but i’m finally making some progress on my tim drake song... stay tuned in the next few weeks/months

Ok that does it. This is the fifth time I have come home to find RR passed out on my balcony #imtellingbatman #imaparentnow #redrobinisnowmychild #idontcareifhealreadyhasafamily #minenow #somebodyhastotakecareofthispoorchild #idontcarethathesolder #mysonnow

so my apartments balcony is basically 90% pot plants 5% cat bowls & litter tray plus one(1) chair for me to sit in right? so one minute im working on an essay for class and the next half of my plants have been stolen by poison ivy to help escape red hood who was yelling "lets go lesbians" at full volume while black bat and spoiler followed behind him #imtellingbatman #thinkisawnightwingrecordingthem #alsoredrobinjustfelldownthefireescapenexttome #thinkhewassleeping #bigfforredrobin

I was talking to my cousin about my brief interactions with both RR and RH and I told her “Batman really needs to control his kids” and she just laughed at me and said “It’s amusing that you think he can control his kids, trust me that man gave up after he took in RH” I’m still #tellingbatman

#imtellingbatman his girlfriend stole my cat! She brought her back but still. She had a note tied to her tail that said “sorry, thought she was a stray. Reminded me to steal one of those things that reads microchips though”

Quick update in regards to RR; RH just broke into my apartment and just yeeted the still sleeping RR out the window coffee tumbler and blanket included, siblings definitely siblings. #imtellingbatman

I got home from my cousin’s and found RR passed out on my balcony, I had to drag him inside so he’s now asleep on my couch with a tumbler of coffee waiting for him. Should I be concerned about his sleeping schedule, is this normal? I just moved here from Vegas. Come get your child #Imtellingbatman

hey people! what are stuff you like seeing in batman/fam fanfic?

So, I was writing fan fiction plots in my journal I have specifically for writing, and Nightwing swooped in, skimmed what was on my page, took my pen, wrote a note, then dropped it as he just swung back out. His note wrote “kill cringe culture, not your antagonist.” #imtellingbatman make your kids behave!

#imtellingbatman can you tell your kids to continue making tik toks on the building across from my apartment? Who needs tv when i can watch them making funny videos? It makes my night.