Dumb Bitch Alert

I feel pooooooopy :(((((

Guess who's not at my girlfriends house? Her dad 😎😎

Im going to my girlfriends house and if her dad yells once im out of there I swear to god

alright i wrote for like an hour and a half and have a page and a half done. lets call it a day shall we? im gonna play skyrim and think about all the bad things ive done

can someone teach me how to psychic write? i want to just tell my brain to go fucking nuts but it has to move through my gay fingers and real thoughts and stuff

 would it help my writing career to start taking crack?

Someone help me not be a dipshit please

if i keep posting i will eventually get one like

THe working title of the story im working on is big titty goth girlfriend and the main character is supposed to mirror my history of relationships and passed mistakes and its all so deep and serious and i hate myself

I just followed a cute fucking dog on this website. technology works :)

do you want to know how fucking out of it i am? for the first time in my writing career i had to google synonyms for a word. 

how many times do i have to shit post without tags before i gain traction?

does anyone know how to scream like my hero, a bird? i wanna join a death metal band