Huh.

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

Andreas Vesalius, De Humani Corporis Fabrica, 1543

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

homeowner

my life isnt going according to keikaku

OMG

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast

look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3

Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury. 

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

fuck them up philip

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

Thats a toast holder you pleb