wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

happy halloween everyone ❤️

cats will be like “blasting litter 10 feet in all directions aint much but its honest work”

Rack ‘em up

I could do that if I tried 🙄

was that kiryu kazuma

It's about on brand for a Yakuza side plot.

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

same guy came back yesterday. same order. i said, "ah, entering the shadowlands again, i see." he asked me to explain this remark to him. i did so to the best of my ability. he returned again today and said, "i'll have another shadowlands please, extra hot." think i might have started something

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website