Sarah’s Tumblr Blog or Whatever

being an adult is nice because you can talk to your mom for like 3 hours and only get a little mad passively instead of being pointlessly enraged like when you were a teenager.

I like to imagine that all the ads I see on Tubi were made by Tim and Sam from Detroiters

just caught up with a friend I haven’t spoken to in like over a year and she’s like “yeah I’m at the club right now about to go to a bar called sloppy bob’s” and then I was like “oh I thought you didn’t drink?” because last time we spoke she didn’t drink bc of the hangovers and she was like “girl, I do coke! 🤭” so anyway just trying to sort of digest this information

survivor 50 contestants posting their ponderosa photo dumps have me feeling… parasocial 🫣

overpriced coffee tastes just a little bit better when you need to be saving your money for important stuff like car repairs and new laptop

prince daddy and the hyena new album is really just omg you people can't do anything core fr

really sick and tired of not liking stuff. I think all things should be entertaining and interesting and tasty because I’m getting really fucking bored of being bored.