Itâs a great day to be a young royals and heated rivalry fan
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The Stonewall Inn
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Product Placement
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Itâs a great day to be a young royals and heated rivalry fan

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yeah that's my emotional support sketching therapy
Those poor people who work with David. For years they have had to hear about the Canadian treasure that is Shane Hollander. âYes Iâm taking two weeks off in June. My son is in the Stanley cup finalsâ
âYes, that is my son on that billboard, heâs got a new sponsorshipâ
âYes, my son has started a new charity and is running hockey campsâ
I know at least one of them was hoping they get a terrible in-law, but no itâs Ilya Rozanov. So now its
âYes, my son and his husband were over for dinner, they wanted to talk to my wife about expanding their charity. You know the one they founded togetherâ
âYes, Iâm taking two weeks off in June. My son and his husband are in the Stanley cup finals. Yes, again.â
âYes, weâre so happy that NHL players are going back to the Olympics. Weâre hoping both of our boys get to go.â
I think David pushes off retirement just so he can keep bragging.
a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart đ
For most of his career, Shane has had a strict schedule of a 6 am run. The weather doesn't always allow for it, in which case he uses the home gym, but he really prefers starting his day with running outside.
The only exception was whenever he or Ilya slept over. Their time together was so limited that Shane sacrificed his strict 10 pm bedtime and 6 am run for evenings spent in Ilya's arms and lazy mornings in bed together.
So the first time Ilya really becomes aware of this habit is after Shane moves to Ottawa. He wakes up, careful not to disturb Ilya, and sneaks out of their bedroom and when Anya wakes up to the sound of him moving around the house, and starts whining at the door, what is he supposed to do other than take her with him on his run?
When Ilya eventually gets up, Shane is back home, freshly showered and sitting on one of their barstools, enjoying his morning smoothie. Ilya appears, bleary eyed eyed and half-asleep, in a robe and wordlessly places a kiss on the crown of his head before gathering Anya's leash and whistling for her to come so they can walk around the garden and she can take care of her business. Shane tells him that's not necessary, they went for a run this morning and Ilya reacts as though this is high treason. He accuses Shane of robbing him of quality time with his daughter and leaving him out of family bonding. It's mostly done in jest but Shane can see that there's a grain of something there.
Which is how Shane reluctantly agrees to move his runs to 7 am and they become a family activity.

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It's important to me that Shane and Ilya are criers. Big wet sniffling weeping snot guys. Shane's crying in the car on the way home from the club when he should be fucking his hot girlfriend. Ilya's crying in Shane's arms in Tampa because dammit Hollander we can't do this but I want to do this I want it more than anything. They're crying while they say I love you in the refuge of the cottage because they're safe now, they're safe to feel everything they've been wanting to feel. Ilya's crying after fucking his boyfriend so good on Halloween but it doesn't cure him it doesn't make everything better. Shane's crying after they fight because he fucked up mom I'm a terrible boyfriend I fucked up I didn't see how unhappy he was and now I'm going to lose him. They're crying on Facetime because Ilya could have died, and then Shane would have died, everyday, for the rest of his life. They're crying because they're going to spend the rest of their lives together. And then they fuck and lick up each other's fat Studio Ghibli tears while doing it raw. And I give it a standing ovation every time.
random low stakes hollanov things that are canon to me:
shane's Slutty Shorts⢠that he uses as a sex signal at home
shane and ilya KILL at charades. the cens play this together for the first time at a bbq and make the mistake of letting hollanov be partners and since then have never made the same mistake again. they can read each other's minds. ilya knows the answer based on the way shane's eyebrow moves up. shane sees ilya's right pinky twitch and knows the exact answer without ilya acting out anything
ilya is somehow locked into all the drama happening in the league and shane (although he will probably deny it) is such a sucker for the gossip. after league events (the awards/all stars), they spend at least an hour talking about all the tea that ilya's collected while doing their night routine or while lying in bed and shane eats it up
shane loves tracing ilya's moles on his back when they're lying in bed (he will also sometimes trace out hockey formations with them and gets called out by ilya immediately every time) (ilya loves it)
ilya sometimes hides the sunscreen during summers at the cottage cause he wants to see more freckles; shane, however, always finds it cause he doesn't play about sun care and "no i'm not risking getting skin cancer just cause you like my fucking freckles, ilya"
ilya's lockscreen on his phone is a rotating album of shane and anya pictures; shane's used to be one of the basic default ones, but he changes it to a picture of ilya holding puppy anya like a baby the second they get home after their meeting with crowell
shane is chronically offline (duh) but importantly, that means that he almost always falls for every single tiktok trend that ilya tries with him (the only times he doesn't is when rose sends them to him first)
shane doesn't really ever post insta stories (see above) besides sponsorships and occasionally reposting the centaurs account BUT every once in a while (namely, when ilya does a sexy ad), his jealousy pipes up enough that he'll post a picture of him and ilya. usually without their faces but always very clear that it's them because he likes making sure the internet knows that ilya is his
ilya sees a video of the classic college girl dorm polaroid wall once and decides they need one so now everyone who visits their ottawa home gets a polaroid on the wall. but ilya and shane take so many polaroids of each other randomly that it becomes more of a collage of them (because the whole "we can finally take and put pictures up of us together in the house we share" of it all)
they're jock4jock !! also can turn literally anything under the sun into a competition (bood has a list of games in his notes app that have now been banned during roadies because of this btw)
hollanov headcanon for today: ilya suggests watching a horror movie one night to shane with the image in his mind being that of him protecting shane during all the scary parts. ends up happening the complete opposite way with ilya being scared out of his damn mind, hiding his face in shane's chest, his neck, anywhere he possibly can. he makes shane enter the bedroom first and flip all the lights on and doesn't go inside himself until he's been told the cost is clear. and he only falls asleep once shane has gathered him up tightly in his arms with an eye roll but reassurance that he'll always keep ilya safe.
"The Black Swan and the Wolf Bird"
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I know, I am very late at the party, not very original and there are also a lot of slides, but for once I am very proud of the result. I painted this starting from scratch, with no AI help.
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I love them. So much.
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And f*ck AI.
howâs the water?
youâre in it
yeah, but i want to know how you like it

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Brokeback Mountain (2005) | Heated Rivalry (2025-)
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shane hollanderâs guide to lingerie inspired by this post
Rachel Reid for Swooon
Picking up where The Long Game leaves off, Rachel Reidâs Unrivaled will see Shane and Ilya face a divided hockey world. Though theyâre both playing professionally for the Ottawa Centaurs, enjoying married life, and receiving public support, Shane and Ilya are also dealing with backlash since they came out. A hockey podcast is leading the #TakeBackHockey movement, presenting the couple with what may be their greatest challenge since readers met them in Heated Rivalry.
Though sheâs described The Long Game as Shane and Ilyaâs happy ending, Reid felt there were things the couple still need to work through by the end of the sequel. âYeah, because itâs so abrupt,â the author told Swooon at BookCon on April 19. âThey went from being a secret and stealing moments together and all of this for years to suddenly [being] teammates, married, everybody knows about them. Thatâs a massive shift, and I felt a little bit robbed myself for not getting to see how that goes, because it is so, so huge.â
Reid is having fun writing Shane and Ilya as teammates for the first time, especially with Ilya being Shaneâs captain. â[Theyâre] still very competitive, but also having a great time,â she said. âThey are definitely at the beginning season, very⌠just giddy, really. Just so excited to be playing together, but still having a good time, lovingly roasting each other, and being competitive about scoring more goals, stuff like that. And also traveling together and just all these things that theyâve never gotten to do and just the joy of being openly out about your relationship and having people know about it.â
In the epilogue of The Long Game, readers get a small glimpse of Shane and Ilyaâs new dynamic as teammates. Shane and Ilya are on cloud nine in the lead-up to the Centaursâ home opener. Just before the game starts, Ilya teases Shane about moving to the front of the line, since the back is for captains. After leading the Montreal Voyageurs for years, Shane still isnât used to not being in charge. Their teammate jokes that Shane is coming for Ilyaâs âCâ right before they hit the ice.
In Unrivaled, Shane is âtelling himself [that being captain] is not important,â Reid said. âThis is the first time he gets to see firsthand how good of a captain Ilya is, because I felt like it was something heâs always heard but has never gotten to see, so I think heâs just enjoying that too.â
Though heâs having fun with his new team, Shane still has some unresolved feelings about the Voyageurs. Toward the end of The Long Game, Shane decides not to re-sign with them. Most of his teammates react poorly to his relationship with Ilya. When Montreal and Ottawa face each other in the playoffs, Shane trips when heâs trying to catch Ilya on a breakaway. Ilya scores and wins the game, ruining the chances of a repeat Stanley Cup win for Montreal. The team thinks Shane tripped on purpose. Betrayed, Shane leaves for Ottawa when he becomes a free agent at the end of the season.
âThe most complicated thing is Shaneâs two best friends [Hayden and J.J.] still play there,â Reid said. âSo, he had to leave abruptly. Shane still has some complicated feelings about leaving that team. Shaneâs not a huge fan of change. And he did have a dynasty going with that team, and now heâs somewhere else, and heâs happy, but he still feels a little bit weird and sad about it, and itâs gonna take some adjusting. He doesnât know these new guys that well.â
it's obviously not ideal but what if we just aim for november at this point it's so so so far away I know, and yes I know it's perilously close to end of semester chaos for any students, but

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Heated Rivalry + Reductress/The Onion headlines
We ADORE âhey, heyâ in this house, but letâs sniffle over âsorryâ a bit here. Sorry Iâm showing âtoo muchâ emotion, sorry I canât love you the way youâre asking, sorry I canât open up, sorry I ghosted you before, sorry I laughed, sorry you feel so alone on your journey, sorry the only one you can talk to is me and Iâm not doing it right, sorry I said your name and made it real because now we donât know what to doâŚďżź