inhale slowly.

Artist: Sheng Lam - https://shenglam.artstation.com/

thats what im talkin about!!!

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“sasha no”

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

You better watch out

THE CAT IN THE HAT [2003]

— Pat Frank (via purplebuddhaquotes)

— Alice Hoffman (via purplebuddhaquotes)

— Jennifer Brown (via purplebuddhaquotes)

— Leila Sales (via purplebuddhaquotes)

— S.C. Lourie (via purplebuddhaquotes)

If they don’t like you for being yourself, be yourself even more.

I am above the law

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

- Classwork. Her name is Doris.