I'M THE BEST AT WHAT YOU DO. (ap)

               ❝ when you’ve been a PATHETIC NERD as long as i have, you learn to shit yourself on the inside. it’s the closest us sniveling geeks can get to the unimpressed, cool-guy persona. now, would you like a tampon or pad to go with that drink? ❞

    “ Pad is just fine. “ he looks around like a man on a mission, taking in every detail the seedy establishment would give him; every questionable patron, every chip in the paint, and the leftovers of all the hearty tavern brawls.

“ I’m going to be perfectly honest with you.. “

@implicitmemory  ( starter call )

               ❝ if you’re a skeleton, how are you ripped? — did you watch a body builder once and think ‘MUSCLE BE DAMNED’?❞