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"Course I do guppy, I'm not some fuckin' poser." Condy said as she dumped an entire box of chocolate cake mix into a large, gallon sized mug before filling the rest of it with coffee, adding five shots of Betty Crocker Brand Vanilla Flavored Vodka and stirring the drink until everything was incorporated and then chugging down half of the thick caffeinated concoction and letting out a heavy belch that exuded a thick chocolate scented blast of gutfog.

"BWWOOOORRRRRRRrrrrrrp~"

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recently?

had a void bitch and tested their attunement to their aspect

took it pretty well so I just cranked up my size until it went all the way through

least a few a day

can't go all out constantly othawise my trolls would end up fuckin ---EXTINCT

sides doing shit like that ain't reelly fulfillin to me anemore

gotta seek out the prime meat in the paradox space

the heroes and villains and shit

pretty fuckin large and constantly glubbin growin

i blame the fact my body is holding two space aspects and that shit needs a lotta meat to keep it contained ig

had to get my throne resized again recently cause of these foar feet wide twin couch crushers