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This blog is hella lewd, but not all interactions have to be

back when I just ascended befoar I properly had my empire set up I had to deal with a )(UG--E )(AG of a handmaid

chugging her ass down gave my jaw a damn WORKOUT

shore shore, here a few moar guppy

blubberback (slightly derogatory term for overweight seadwellers)

whalechaser (term for someguppy who favors heftier seadwellers)

whalebait (term for blubberback prey)

bucketfiller (term for prey that's been spunked and dunked into a collection bucket)

chutestretcher/nookstretcher (term for a massive bulge)

"Course I do guppy, I'm not some fuckin' poser." Condy said as she dumped an entire box of chocolate cake mix into a large, gallon sized mug before filling the rest of it with coffee, adding five shots of Betty Crocker Brand Vanilla Flavored Vodka and stirring the drink until everything was incorporated and then chugging down half of the thick caffeinated concoction and letting out a heavy belch that exuded a thick chocolate scented blast of gutfog.

"BWWOOOORRRRRRRrrrrrrp~"

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