i am making this post for anyone who wants to be aware of elektra's atrocities, whether the reader might be one of my fellow recordians, europeans, asians, north americans, south americans, africans, antarcticans, australians or aliens hailing from the star of betelgeuse, you are welcome to my blog.

i would like to bring attention to this immoral being who is infamously known as elektra. now, it is no surprise that my fellow recordians will recognise that name in a second but did you all know the monster he truly is? if you do not, then this post will be benefical for you. it may be a long one but bear it with me and read for your own education.

let me talk about styrenesburg. for those who do not know, styrenesburg is one of, if not the oldest city in whole recordia. it is like bedrock for us. who were the earliest recordians ever settled in this majestic city of styrenesburg. our very ancestors did everything, EVERYTHING! they could to make styrenesburg relevant and existant to this day. you may ask what styrenesburg has to do with this post:

well, it is that this disgrace of a creature called elektra claims that styrenesburg is a lie and that our (according to him) "fictional'' ancestors were very lazy so they just decided to create a fairytale that will make them look cool so apparently they made up styrenesburg. which is stupid because he has not even been to styrenesburg! why does he have the audacity to disrespect his own ancestors like that? is he not happy that he exists? no matter what his excuse is, it is definitely unacceptable for him to mock our ancestors like this. he may not like it but to every true recordian, styrenesburg is the equivalent of earth. it is the beginning of our entire civillisation! this alone should explain how terrible of a recordian elektra is. if you do not believe me, there are lots of images of him holding a sign that reads

"STYRENESBURG IS A LIE!"

now, let's move onto reason #2 why you should hate elektra just as much as i do.

he tried to burn down our capital, capital, shellacston! i know that this sounds like a hyperbole but do not let your mind trick you as it very much is the truth. after he heard that brunswick did not love him back, he became angry and tried to get in contact with someone named "the god of hellfire" in order to give him the superpower that would make him burn down our beloved capital. believe me, i saw him open a fiery portal but i managed to close it way before he jumped inside it and met this god of hellfire. that being said, i am the true hero of this land.

his excuse was sooo stupid! it is not brunswick's fault that elektra fell in love with him and it is not brunswick's fault that he fell in love with coral! can elektra not respect someone else's love life? why does he have to make everything about himself? how would burning down shellacston make brunswick love him? wouldn't he be mad if elektra burnt down the capital of the country we all are from? like, i seriously doubt that elektra ever uses his brain. he just lets his own inner demons take control of him. he reminds me of one of those edgy anime villains who think that the whole world revolves around them.

here is reason #3 if what i said above still wasn't enough!

he owns an orb that emits all the maladies. you heard me! and while this sounds like something straight out of a fairy tale, it is important to note that this is exactly why elektra is such a horrible being.

we all have heard of rabies, tuberculosis, cholera... such terrifying diseases, right? one way to get rid of them from this AMAZING land called recordia is to execute elektra! think about it! if you love recordia as much as i do, you would agree that elektra deserves to be executed alongside his diabolical orb. i remember hiding behind the bushes and hearing elektra talk about how much he wants to cause a black death epidemic in recordia! i heard all of his plans and they were so terrifying! he was mutterinv to himself (he kind of sounded like jim morrison ngl) that he would release loads of infected rats in the streets of recordia (i don't even know where he keeps them!) and they would spread the disease that plagued 1300s europe in recordia! yes, i am talking about the black death you are thinking about. he wants to bring back this medieval disease in order to impress brunswick and fail! he will obviously fail because in no way is starting an epidemic "romantic." it will only bring us more harm.

that is all i have to say for now, but i hope that you, reader, will hate elektra just like i do and agree with what i said. we need to get rid of him as soon as we can in order to save recordia.

although i would not necessarily call him a "twink", i believe that by his use of informal english and the ":3" emoticon shown in this post, he would almost certainly fit in the "zilly cars" people! that being said, he might aswell be a furry artist who chooses to hide his art skills and disguises himself as a musician instead! although what he chooses to show or not is none of my- or anyone else besides buddy holly's business, i think that it would be nice if he decided to show his furry art skills too!

here is my advice if you do need help coming up with a sona!

holly, do note that i am not assuming anything or telling you that it must be, but i think that an anthro tuxedo cat with brown eyes, prop cricket accessories (antlers and cricket wings) alongside black rimmed eyeglasses would fit as your fursona! TBH your fursona could also carry a fender stratocaster considering that it is the guitar you most famously play! you can also bring that guitar to every concert you go to to impress others but uh. i highly advise against you going to iowa, especially the clear lake area. 👍. in my opinion, there are many cool cities / states / regions / countries you can go to but do not go to iowa or plan on going to minnesota for your own safety.

thought that i'd add this because it sounfs important to me! but in early 1960s there will form a band called "the beatles" and their name will be inspired by your crickets! though they will become more famous than you anf sell almost 1 billion records compared to your few millions. they will also cover some of your songs. two of them will still be alive in the year 2026.

something i drew on the 1st of august and like how it turned out. it is nebula indeed.

OWNSJSKSOSJDDBDH NEBULAAAAAA!!!!!! SODOwmdldldbe elefnkfnd. ne NEBJLAAAA

Name: Sylvan

Age: Older than sixteen, younger than twenty.

Relationship status: In a relationship

Sexuality: Straight/Heterosexual

Crush Initial: S and technically C (both my gf she just has two different names)

Followers: 304

Favourite mutuals: @morbid-vampyr @that-vamp-starr @vvallachia @saeraaaa @quixotic9999999999 @shame-in-you @coldmilkbeforebed @clairvoyantdisease @fear0fdying @bassyperson @samstalgia @lordst-ofeth-edge @vtheblaire @nightmare8-420 @necr0cism

Name: Steven

Age: 15

Relationship status: single and probably wont be looking for a while

Sexuality: Gay (like, i like men), and if i do end up using the microlabels SIMPLIFIED im aroace (demiroantic and aegosexual)

Crush initial: n for nobody aha

Followers: tbd

favorite mutuals: @b4thory-1t-w4s-all-a-ho4x @krakencran @whitestreamrct2 @k-mart-hair-42 @notevennotpron @realmustaine @kirkwahmmett @reasons-to-not-end-it @th3-c0njur1ng @transylvanianstarvation @5000voltsthroughme (sorry we don't interact) @sludgekill in no particular order

Name: Katt

Age: 16

Relationship status: single and happy 😛

Sexuality: toric, meaning I’m out of the gender binary and I like guys

Crush initial: uhhh JH kinda sorta aha /j

Followers: idk man I aint counting

Name: Cheerio, Lennon, Starr, Twiggie and I think I have another but i can't remember (none are my real name bruh)

Age: 16

Relationship status: single and have never dated. Im open to whatever happens bro but im a hopeless romantic BUT im happy single, idk man

Sexuality: bisexual :3 I dont exactly have a preference i like who I be liking

Followers: in the 100s I think but I can't remember specifically

Fav moots: IF I FORGOT ANY OF YOU IM SO SORRY @b4thory-1t-w4s-all-a-ho4x @axlthetwink87 @5000voltsthroughme @sleepyykal @whythefuk @georgeharrisonswife-real @ramohn-wilbury @sunny-of-the-beatles @gummybrahh @eggieeggsta @spiritusnonsanctii @bassyperson @k-mart-hair-42 @simpforsimon @nuclear-atm0sph3ar (I definitely forgot some moots but I'll update when I can)

Name: Ramohn, or Adam ^_^ (my ogs knew me as scruffy for some time 🥹)

Age: teen :P (not really open about it online)

Relationship status: single ehhhh how i crave for a relationship, i have had relationships in the past and they all went., interestingly :D

Sexuality: bisexual, i dont have an exact preference, but ive mostly dated trans men !

Followers: last time I checked,, 94!

Name: starkey! some of my oldest friends know me as vapor, harrison, or leaf. been thinking about using holly recently too

Age: iykyk

Relationship status: single! i’ve dated a little in the past, but the good thing is that all ended on great terms!

Sexuality: i’m straight but sometimes i’m not?? not sure what that means for me

Crush initial: B but i’m honestly afraid of admitting that 💔 but also MN and PT but also JM and RM and RS and BD and BH and- /j

Followers: 339!

BUUUT anyways herees to answer !!!!

name: lapis! i use many names but this is my main.

age: 17 and a few weeks old as of 7 aug 2026

relationship status: single , all by choice

sexuality: none? i think im aro and ace

crush initial: nonexistent

followers: 10 on here!!