chryssy

i am making this post for anyone who wants to be aware of elektra's atrocities, whether the reader might be one of my fellow recordians, europeans, asians, north americans, south americans, africans, antarcticans, australians or aliens hailing from the star of betelgeuse, you are welcome to my blog.

i would like to bring attention to this immoral being who is infamously known as elektra. now, it is no surprise that my fellow recordians will recognise that name in a second but did you all know the monster he truly is? if you do not, then this post will be benefical for you. it may be a long one but bear it with me and read for your own education.

let me talk about styrenesburg. for those who do not know, styrenesburg is one of, if not the oldest city in whole recordia. it is like bedrock for us. who were the earliest recordians ever settled in this majestic city of styrenesburg. our very ancestors did everything, EVERYTHING! they could to make styrenesburg relevant and existant to this day. you may ask what styrenesburg has to do with this post:

well, it is that this disgrace of a creature called elektra claims that styrenesburg is a lie and that our (according to him) "fictional'' ancestors were very lazy so they just decided to create a fairytale that will make them look cool so apparently they made up styrenesburg. which is stupid because he has not even been to styrenesburg! why does he have the audacity to disrespect his own ancestors like that? is he not happy that he exists? no matter what his excuse is, it is definitely unacceptable for him to mock our ancestors like this. he may not like it but to every true recordian, styrenesburg is the equivalent of earth. it is the beginning of our entire civillisation! this alone should explain how terrible of a recordian elektra is. if you do not believe me, there are lots of images of him holding a sign that reads

"STYRENESBURG IS A LIE!"

now, let's move onto reason #2 why you should hate elektra just as much as i do.

he tried to burn down our capital, capital, shellacston! i know that this sounds like a hyperbole but do not let your mind trick you as it very much is the truth. after he heard that brunswick did not love him back, he became angry and tried to get in contact with someone named "the god of hellfire" in order to give him the superpower that would make him burn down our beloved capital. believe me, i saw him open a fiery portal but i managed to close it way before he jumped inside it and met this god of hellfire. that being said, i am the true hero of this land.

his excuse was sooo stupid! it is not brunswick's fault that elektra fell in love with him and it is not brunswick's fault that he fell in love with coral! can elektra not respect someone else's love life? why does he have to make everything about himself? how would burning down shellacston make brunswick love him? wouldn't he be mad if elektra burnt down the capital of the country we all are from? like, i seriously doubt that elektra ever uses his brain. he just lets his own inner demons take control of him. he reminds me of one of those edgy anime villains who think that the whole world revolves around them.

here is reason #3 if what i said above still wasn't enough!

he owns an orb that emits all the maladies. you heard me! and while this sounds like something straight out of a fairy tale, it is important to note that this is exactly why elektra is such a horrible being.

we all have heard of rabies, tuberculosis, cholera... such terrifying diseases, right? one way to get rid of them from this AMAZING land called recordia is to execute elektra! think about it! if you love recordia as much as i do, you would agree that elektra deserves to be executed alongside his diabolical orb. i remember hiding behind the bushes and hearing elektra talk about how much he wants to cause a black death epidemic in recordia! i heard all of his plans and they were so terrifying! he was mutterinv to himself (he kind of sounded like jim morrison ngl) that he would release loads of infected rats in the streets of recordia (i don't even know where he keeps them!) and they would spread the disease that plagued 1300s europe in recordia! yes, i am talking about the black death you are thinking about. he wants to bring back this medieval disease in order to impress brunswick and fail! he will obviously fail because in no way is starting an epidemic "romantic." it will only bring us more harm.

that is all i have to say for now, but i hope that you, reader, will hate elektra just like i do and agree with what i said. we need to get rid of him as soon as we can in order to save recordia.

Despite what Chryssy may claim, I have personal history pertaining to Styrenesburg. I was raised there for some time, and I am fully aware of the history behind it. I am immensely proud of my ties to it, and I have always made a point of this. Being tied to the first founders is something I will forever hold dear to my heart. However, I will admit that I have been mistakenly tied to various anti-Styrenesburg propagandas in the past. The photo that Chryssy claims portrays me holding such a sign is, in fact, taken greatly out of context. In actuality, the sign reads “Styrenesburg Is Alive” in reference to an inside joke between I and RSO. The angle at which it was taken makes it seem as if certain letters are missing.

Secondly, what?? While the relationship between myself and Brunswick is strained (and yes, I do admit that I have left-over feelings for him), I would never take it upon myself to harm or set fire to the capital. As for the undeniably far-fetched claim that I’ve struck a deal with some eldritch being, I have no words for that. Why would (and *how* would) I do that? It’s insane! As for that point about Brunswick and Coral, I’m happy that they’re together. I will not respond to the name-calling, either.

Finally, the whole “orb” thing is entirely fictional. This is physically impossible. However, I WILL admit that I did catch them snooping around some bushes while I was reading off some poetry of mine. To the outside, untrained ear, my poetry sounds odd and vaguely terroristic. However, this is simply a case of someone misunderstanding my thoughts and ideas. I do plan on posting this poem sometime soon, but I do find it a little cruel that Chryssy would spoil it for you all. I believe that the whole ‘kill Elektra’ sentiment is unwarranted and unusual given what you now know about this.

as for your second excuse, how would you do that you ask? did you completely forget about the god of helffire that you wanted to make a deal with? you can even do that with matches or a can of gasoline even if the god of hellfire did not exist. you asking things like "how would i do that?" will only make you sound more suspicious than anything else. i mean i actually appreciate you for making yourself look more suspicious, it really is benefical to me. even preschoolers know that people who go out on their way and say "i WoUlD NevEr do tHat! hOw Cani eveN??" are exactly the ones more likely to commit the crime in question. continue digging your own grave or cremating your own ashes. i will watch.

and now, i would love to point out you sugarcoating your behaviour and saying "i MeaN yeaH i Did sEe a FeW oRbS." how would one like you admit seeing orbs and let them pass by without taking one of them for your malicious acts? who do you think that youre fooling? you are the recordian who keeps saying that he is educated about our whole country so that probably implies that you know about all the magic objecfs here and their importance. i find it hard to believe that you will look at an orb and ignore it considering that you can use it as a weapon to terrify your beloved brunswick.

yes your poetry sounds terroristic because maybe it is not poetry but you actually planning on starting an epidemic in recordia. acting like being the misunderstood one here is exactly how you tend to manipulate others into thinking that you are the victim meanwhile every recordian is at risk of being your victim. this is classic villain behavuour.

you admit to being in the bushes. you admit to snooping an orb. your game is lost here.