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Chapter 4 is UP!!!
What you see is Not what you Get has been updated
I finally got around to work on this chapter HURRAY!!!
As always any grammatical error y'all find feel free to tell me :)
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@infernogoddes9 @anonmaxchaos I’m yoinking both of your comments to talk about this a bit more since they got me thinking
I imagine that the mecha specifically can’t feel physical arousal. So mentally there could be plenty of attraction and arousal but like anonmaxchaos said, there’s no outlet. There’s no systems in their frames for sexual acts and that disconnect would probably lead to a decent amount of frustration.
What I can see happening is those of them with partners, like Jazz with Prowl, end up very focused on their partner because it’s pretty much the only outlet they can get. There’s no physical satisfaction because there’s no physical systems, but they can get a mental sense of satisfaction.
Jazz and Prowl definitely like experimenting partially cause of that. For Prowl there’s the physical stuff and for Jazz it’s an outlet for the mental energy that has nowhere physical to go.
So imagine the jaeger are normal jaeger sized, cybertronians are still their (comparatively) small car n truck forms with all the mass shifting for jets also working.
Now ive had a little bit of an au stirring inside my head like a pot of good soup.
Im gonna call this the lost mecha au, (please tell me if someone already has one named that!) its also technically part of my TTTJ (Time To Tortue Jazz) au, where quint metal is semi sentient and corruptive (in that it turns the pilots into biomechanical creatures to "protect" them)
Jazz was a part of the quint version of the breach explosion mission, Jazz was tossed through a portal and found the main central hub. Hundreds of portals with the largest going straight to the quint homeworld. Jazz blows the entire thing to smithereens, the quints will not be a threat for at least a couple hundred years. Small problem, the explosion destabilizes the portals. All of them.
TW: suicide/suicidal ideation mention
some idea i had for the transformers mecha pilot au for Jazzprowl. with scary terry's "Kiss Me (kill me)" song on the mind. what if Prowl gets kidnapped by the quintisons and Jazz goes to save him but was too late, Prowl gets mutated/altered in some way horribly and all there is left is a shell begging for death because he doesnt like what he has become and doesnt want to loose himself any further and hurt Jazz or anyone else.
he "opens up the path" for Jazz, to make it easier for Jazz, Prowl's spark becomes exposed. because im in the mechas with mouths au thread Bebop has a mouth, she is able to see and understand the situation, and understands what Jazz really wants to do. so instead of Jazz killing Prowl, Jazz feels the mouth of his mech shift and change, he knows what Bebop is trying to do and he lunges for Prowl's spark, not killing Prowl but figuring out how to extract it, to safely store it in his mech until they find a way to bring Prowl back again.
hehehehe the brainworms go brrrrr
Making it mecha pilot au because my brain can't calm down about this.
(btw I was listening to rule #34 by fish in a birdcage on repeat while writing this so if you want you can experience some of the brain worms with me)
Prowl knows that Jazz is not cybertronian, however without the understanding of the rest of the species there are no conclusions his Tacnet can settle on. Percentages only work when at least 50% of the variables are known.
Prowl does not know enough about jazz.
Prowl knows a lot about jazz.
Jazz was modified to fight the quints (93% +/- 5% Jazz said it himself)
Jazz loves music (98%)
Jazz enjoys Prowls company (74%, seeks Prowl out commonly to simply "hang out" on 86% of all breaks)
Jazz is not loyal to the Autobots (95%, did not know about the war and has stated he is using the bots to find his planet)
Jazz is loyal to Prowl (1% or 80%, Jazz has stated loyalty to Prowl on battlefield and follows orders with no question, Jazz tried to access Prowls spark during a moment of weakness)
Jazz did not know what a spark is until after he attempted to get into Prowls (1% or 92%, upon being told what he had attempted preceded to spend next 12 cycles writing a formal apology with a gift, when presenting the gift. kneeled)
... Jazz has been fatally injured and lived. (87%)

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Putting it here so it gets recorded better.
Ok so.
Prowl scans Jazz's armour after jazz explains that he is a load bearer, crucial information, prowl knows he is small, prowl had not seen him outside of his space suit. Prowl thinks jazz is metal, not organic.
They get stuck on a planet, fucked up portal, gravity, supply gone wrong who cares they're surrounded. The last transport ship leaves towards the ark, jazz and prowl are still planet side and are surrounded by over a hundred quints ranging from the size of scraplets. To the size of combiners.
Prowl thinks he is about to die, theres a stampede of the quints coming right for them, jazz in a last ditch effort throws himself on top of prowl and uses the fact that Bebop is made of quints to trick the stampede into running over and around them. They are still going to die, when jazz gets a bad idea.
2 red alerts corner his vision.
Jazz primes his thrusters, and tells Bebop he's sorry. Bebop responds by reving the engine higher until the thrusters burn any quints behind them to ashes.
Jazz grabs prowl and runs, full tilt sprint on damaged legs but he does it. The quints have a target and are closing in, jazz aims for a decent sized hill and guns it. The quints cant get too close since the burn of the thrusters can cook them through their armour.
4 new pings enter jazz' vision, he swipes them away.
Prowl is holding onto jazz as hard as he can and hoping he doesn't get melted from the sheer heat.
They make it to the hill and shoot straight up, jazz' alto-metre is jumping.
7 new alerts show up.
Half of the quints follow them up. The transport ship has docked onto the ark, the ark is still in orbit.
Thrusters sputter, power is rerouted. It burns blue.
Jazz moves one hand from prowls back, grasping hand in hand Jazz gives Prowl a sphere. It's dark blue and black and appears covered in stars. It vibrates like a pulsar.
They are within view of the ark, the quints are closer.
Bebops engine roars, more sound than should be possible as the thrusters burn ever hotter.
There is not enough time for the ark to load them and escape the hoard.
The ark is nearly within reaching distance when the augments Prowl is holding onto snap closed. Two hands brace against his chest, one on either side of his sparkchamber over which he still holds the orb.
"Dont let go"
Prowl is pushed towards the ark, one hand reaching back missing by millimetres. Jazz falls towards the mass of writhing quintessons. Prowl is grabbed by an cable and dragged into the ark.
The door is still open when jazz disappears into the mass.
The door is still open when a light grows from within the mass.
The door is still open when an explosion large enough to turn the ark into dust rips through the atmosphere and the quintesson army is taking with it.
The door shuts as the arks engines engage and they fly off into the galaxy.
The orb still pulses in prowls servos.
FERAL??? THIS IS SO GOOD OH IM HOOKED AND NEED MOAR
My first post here on Tumbler and my first time drawing mecha anything Mecha pilot Jazz au by @keferon inspired by Tasty Quints sub au by @infernogoddes9 and our convo in their notes, so have some monsterous Bebop head sketches I quickly sketched up, head shape is a mix of Shark and ferret shapes with attempt at a little bit of cat, teeth were hard to draw at such a small scale but intended to be mix of cat/dog mouths with the shark razor rows and the ability to spin like the Scraplet mouths from Transformers Prime
The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"
Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"
Hello dear!
Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...
Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!
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tysm for tagging me since I have a really popular sonic ask blog
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@totaleclipse573 @the-sky-queen @infinitegunshot @rae-unbeloved @talisetekt @edgyhedgie @funkyfandomlover @nori-the-axolotl @burningasters and literally everyone else who hadn’t been tagged yet
^Just in case this starts spreading to other fandoms, which is definitely a possibility with how these things tend to spread as well as if they go after blogs that don’t even post content
I’ll be turning Media asks off and if needed i’ll turn my asks completely off, but for now it will be media asks only that will be off until new years, or the 26th if it stops by then.
Stay safe everyone <3<3<3<3
shit man. That's sick
@xaytheloser you're the only moot I have that's into mouthwashing so be safe
I'm also gonna tag some sonic people just in case @head---ache @yourpalsalamander @bymiar @galacticghoste @a-random-boo I'm so so so sorry if you all don't like being tagged but this is super important, these things spread like wildfire to other communities
I'm gonna rb this in the mouthwashing community I'm in too
I will be turning off media asks until January, both on this blog and my team chaotix daily blog.
OH THIS IS JUST FUCKED UP
Anyways thank you so much for the warnings I'll be sure to do that!
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I tried tagging as many artists that I know
Everyone please reblog this rn and share the message! This goes out to everyone!!
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Stay safe 💖
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None of you know me and I'm literally adding everyone I follow but uh you might not want asks open if they are
Thanks for the mention 🙏🏻
Please, spread the word and mention people just in case, better stay safe ❤️🩹
That's horrible. Why would someone do that?!
@what-was-posted-today-tsbs @camprell-art @the-tsbs-freakshow @lizadale @fazfuri If you guys have your ask boxes open you should probably close them!
Mod: Thank you for the tag. This is a horrific situation and I will spread word for it.
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Ensuring you and my followers sees this too. Please be safe from this.
I’m going to add every blog I think that can spread this fast enough.
@baa-whatever, @peachyfnaf, @polaris-stuff, @goodolddumbbanana, @marshmallow666, @collar-cat, @ikamigami, @ayyy-imma-ninja, @tsams-and-co-memes, @tsamsconfessions123, @tsams-and-laes-quotes, @tsamsheadcanons, @tsbsconfessions, @tsbs-shipfessions, @turbotasthick, @1ris5starlight,
I normally wouldn't post/reblog these things here because I don't like having drama on this blog, but this is very important, so I'll make an exception this time
Thank you for tagging me and letting me know what's going on! I'm not sure who to tag that could spread this, but. I'll definitely be turning off media asks on most of my blogs here, just for my own well-being
If anyone who sees this is sensitive to anything involving gore, or anything that has to do with kids being killed/harmed, I'd highly recommend turning off your media asks as well. It's the holidays, and the last thing anyone wants to get seriously triggered when they're supposed to be relaxing and having a good time
Reblogging here too, just for good measure
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Thanks for the warning, pinky—
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Stay safe everyone.
oh what the flip, thanks Vinny!!
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sorry for the pings, but in case your guys asks are open yk
this isn't the Christmas spirit guys
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i dont have much more ask blogs im following then that but anyway stay safe (sorry for the double @ idk how tumbler works)