ImpartingAura

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[gets kidnapped] so like..what made me so special be honest

I cant wait to marry one of my mutuals im just not sure who its going to be yet...nervous

Tomorrow is March 28th

is that a fucking burger king crown

please dont cuss this is a church service

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason