Expensive Mistakes

Me, when people say Scott Lang is an idiot: EXCUSE you he has a masters in electrical engineering and is described by Marvel as having a ‘genius level intellect’ and just because he likes to goof around and make people laugh doesn’t make him any less smart thank you very much.

You know what, we need more “genius who goofs around and makes people laugh” and less “genius who’s a total douchebag because it’s edgy”.

the gecko has spoken

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

I thought- i thought it was more recent????

Yikes time sure does fly...