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Lunar Eclipse

Me: I'm going to sleep early

the moon: *blushes a deep red that is totally not caused by the earth blocking direct sunlight but because the moon is in love with me*

Me: I'm not going to sleep

#lunar eclipse #sleep deprived #im so cold right now #why was that a big tag #moon #me #earth #love #blushing #not because of the sun #fuck you sun

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I remember at some point in my life, it was established I had a detachable penis. I was probably in grade 6 or 7 when I had a conversation with a few of my friends about who had the biggest dick energy and somehow landed on the topic of penises. Anyways, hypothetically speaking, my friends coined my existence with the fact that I *totally* had a detachable penis that I kept in my locker and would only put on if I had to pee. This was all in our imaginations, I did not have a strap on in middle school.

Anyways, fast forward five or six years, I find this song. Now you too can enjoy the conversations of a middle schooler soley about a detachable penis through a song with over 3.5M views.

#detachable penis #penis #dick #dickenergy #middleschool #no strap ons #king missile #youtube #song #please listen to it

I was gonna post something but I lost my train of thought.

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Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Cabinets made by Alex Morales

imokei7

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

#nintendo #I don't own a switch but i still need it #animal crossing

studentlifeproblems

#meme #my bean bag to my desk chair

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Contractions; A monstrosity

Me: I love contractions. I love conjoining words together into grammatically correct slang.

Them: y'all'd've'f'ld've

Me: *in a therapy session* I don't know where it all went wrong

#im funny #funny #contractions #monstrosity #captain holt that one episode in b99 #where jake knew holt was held captive because holt used one or two too many contractions #grammar #b99

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Stay true to you and you will end up incredibly happy.

imokei7

it’s a double edged sword. You shouldn’t change yourself for another person or group to fit in with their ideologies, but if you're anything like Mr. Darcy in pride and prejudice, you should change yourself.

#if youre a shitty person #don'ts stay true to yourself #you can do better #otherwise be yourself #live laugh love i guess #pride and predujice #mr. darcy #books #reading #stay true to yourself #be yourself #be kind

i appreciate Voldemort's dramatic entry into every room

I too would like to

*flings doors open* "CANT I POTTER!?!?!"

very effective

#dramatic entry #drama queen volde #a murderer in the arts #volde is a theatre kid #murder is bad #harrypotter #voldemort #door swinging

I don't need to be the bigger person. I just don't want to hang out with you.

Ludwig Ahgren

#the person who said this is not dead #it may sound like a really old name but some mom in 90s thought it was a good idea #man is 26 years old #i think about this all the time #i don't need to be a good person #i just avoid being a bad person #do things for me not them #save the earth though #i still recycle

dreamallthememes

but for real though.. the amount of times I am late for school due to this..

imokei7

this was me this morning

#tags #sleep #we don't need time machines #we can just put ppl to sleep and wake them up 30 years from now #no way to go back though

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#important

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Albert Camus | La mort heureuse

imokei7

I thought it said Albert Dumbledore and I was thinking, should we really be listening to an old man who raised a kid like an absent father, and also to their ***potential*** demise.

cool quote tho

#harry potter #albus dumbledore #i can't read #cool quote though

im funni

sometimes ill say something really funny to myself and laugh violently, but there will be no one around to hear it. I just waste 5 seconds of my life dangerously but musically coughing to a sentence I’ll later tell my friends and get a :| response.

#i actually have no idea #my first time using tags #sue me #someone help me use this platform #im here cause it looked like fun from instagram

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