What The Hell Am I Doing With My Life

So is Jessica gonna tell them that Paul was supposed to be a girl and have Feyd’s baby before they fight to the death or no

Lol Irulan is like “oh shit he’s hot” when she sees him

Like the respected they’re giving pregnant girlies here, this is good

Okay but imagine how fucking scary it would be to have him murder somebody insanely powerful like that right in front of you and then immediately come towards you

Straight for the Baron, too, he means business

Again with him walking through the dust, hot

Lol not the baron trying to crawl to the throne, it’s not gonna be you bestie it’s gonna be your grandson

It should be illegal fire nukes and also be attractive. You can’t have both you gotta pick one

Chani is so relatable bc she’s so mad at Paul like all the time

The way he walks through a crowd tho

He’s out here committing war crimes for sure but at least he looks sexy doing it

Lol she checks if he’s okay, sits him up, checks again, and then promptly smacks the fuck out of him

Oh my god his hair must be so dirty

“The family atomics” like that’s a normal fucking thing to have

Okay but they really should’ve let Paul say fuck he deserves it honestly wasted opportunity