Immortal Problems

You made a vent blog and everyone thinks it’s a “joke” about being an immortal

Forgetting that you appear to be a minor and talking about something that wouldn’t have occurred to a minor

Forgetting to drink water for seven years

All your clothes went out of style

Remembering the awkward things you did over three centuries ago

Being the only one alive after the apocalypse happens

Boredom with no way to get rid of it because you’ve learned every instrument, seen every movie, and read every book

Not realizing you’re an immortal for a long, long time because you actually haven’t been around that long

You have a bad memory so you never remember any of the historic things you’ve lived through

Never being able to keep up with the current trends

Always forgetting what number you’re up to when you list all the problems you have as an immortal

You’re always forgetting words because they didn’t exist until a little while ago

Jawbreakers and other “long-lasting” candies don’t last long enough for you

Having to wait a millenia for your soulmate to get reborn.

Being afraid that you’re going to get the plague and then realizing that no one has had the plague in hundreds of years