I gave my {RIGHT HAND} for {POWER}

                                            Down with LOVE, down with HOPE                                             Don’t need BLIND FAITH to cope                                             Or INSPIRING SONGS in my heart

                                                  like             people

                                                                                 seeing me

“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“You can’t handle the me!”

“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”

“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”

“Yay, enemies for life!”

“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”

“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”

“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”

“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”

“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”

“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”

“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”

“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”

“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”

“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”

“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”

“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”

“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”

“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”

“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”

“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”

“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”

“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”

“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”

“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”

“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”

“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”

“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”

“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”

“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”

“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”

“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”

“Well hello there, you blockhead!”

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter like unrequited love.”

“I hate myself for not having enough nerve to talk to him/her! Well, that’s not exactly true…I hate myself for a lot of other reasons, too.”

“I’m dying, and all I hear is insults!”

“I’ve developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time.”

“No, that’s giving up…I’m still hoping that yesterday will get better.”

“Wouldn’t it be something if it turned out that french fries were good for you?”

“How can I say the wrong thing and the right thing at the same time?”

“That’s the secret to life…replace one worry with another.”

“Oh, good grief!”

“I never know what anyone is talking about.”

“We’re all pleading for someone to listen. We’re all desperate.”

“I’m not a poor loser, I’m a good loser. I’m so good at it I lose all the time!”

“Why aren’t you a pony?”

“This is where I belong! This is my life! I stand here like a captain of a ship!”

“This is called the loser’s walk. It’s the way you’re supposed to walk when you’ve lost again.”

“Isn’t s/he the cutest thing?”

“I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS! I’m sorry, I apologize…that was just a gut reaction.”

“Happiness is having your own library card.”

“See, your way doesn’t work, either!”

“Some philosophies take a thousand years. I think of them in two minutes.”

“Rain is water which does not come out of faucets.”

“The largest dinosaur that ever lived was the Bronchitis. It soon became extinct. It coughed a lot.”

“It was a dark and stormy night…”

“Succumb, you dark-haired fiend!”

“Curses, foiled again!”

“Just wait ‘til next year!”

“I never said I worship him/her. I just said I’m very fond of the ground on which s/he walks!”

“You didn’t tell me you were going to kill it!”

“I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand!”

“People are beginning to say nasty things about me.”

“These five fingers: individually they’re nothing, but when I curl them together like this in a single unit, they form a weapon that is terrible to behold!”

“Can I help it if I was born with crabby genes?”

“I was having my quiet time!”

“My life is like a messy coloring book.”

“I could run the whole world right here from under my bed!”

“Who cares about money? This is ART, you blockhead!”

“Subtraction? Oh, yes, I can explain it. Subtraction is the awful feeling that you know less today than you did yesterday.”

“I don’t look so bad after all! That’s always been my ambition…to not look so bad after all.”

“Don’t hassle me with your sighs!”

“What’s the good of having naturally curly hair if no one’s jealous?”

“Well, hello there! You don’t know me, do you? My name is ___. You’re real cute.”

“You were born crabby and you’re going to stay crabby! Don’t think you’re going to change because you’re not!”

“I think you get a sort of neurotic pleasure out of losing all the time.”

“Saturday’s the only day I never get anything wrong.”

“I don’t even know where I am now!”

“I think the whole trouble is that we’re thrown into life too fast…we’re not really prepared.”

“AND I DON’T CARE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN! DO YOU HEAR ME?”

“Do you think I can ever become a mature and well-adjusted person?”

“Why are you so crabby?”

“Sort of makes you want to treat me with more respect, doesn’t it?”

“We are obviously separated by denominational differences.”