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sometimes I write the wrong words cause I’m not paying attention I hate that smmmm

I wanna like lowkey marry this man but also I don’t wanna talk to this man

i really wish I could pick up scandalous again that fic still haunts me it’s my baby

just remembered the outrage I caused in some people with a dumb batfam hc post I wrote in like five minutes in which I called Jason todd pretty and people got mad because he’s ’canonically ugly’ LMAO bro stfu

remembered once I completely forgot to not translate literally while writing a fic and completely forgot the word peephole existed so I just wrote ‘magic eye’ like a literal translation from Portuguese and didn’t even notice for a good while lmao

hit a guy with a ‘no invite?’ to be funny after being told he’d just gotten out of the shower and it worked maybe I just need to jokingly flirt like a presumptuous straight man from now on

loosely basing a character's appearance on a person i hooked up with once upon a time because they were unimportant but they did look kinda cool and no one will ever know

people who are teenagers NOW are reading the stuff i wrote when I was a teenager and they're commenting odd shit i'm so confused

i hate the fact that ive been on the internet since i was so incredibly young because im so paranoid of having posted something insensitive or bad and not having any memory of it

if ur a man and ur naturally blond please stop doing that. do something else.

u guys are into some shit

employment fucking hates me apparently