Imma Good Boy

Holy smokes. Pappy and I just had a Pez and popping party. What enormous fun! Mama and Papa leave us such awesome surprises hidden away in bags and boxes. Most exciting day ever!

Papa says I got fixed but I didn't realize I was broken. Do you think blue is my color? I don't like this very much; it impedes my ability to scratch and do stuff. (Aside: pretty good use of the word "impede " no? I am very smart as Grandma Kaye always tells me.) I will post more when I can get rid on this cone thing. Maybe I can make it into a toy.

Mama seems happy. She is humming a song, Mama said there'd be days like this. I hear my cousin Patrick took Best of Breed of all Cavalier King Charles Spaniels at an AKC show in Massachusetts. But really it is all about me and today I got to play with my friend Bruce Wayne. He is just like me, a Boston Terrier, and has the same black spot on his forehead. We had such a great time jumping and running and climbing all over each other. Forgive me for babbling but I am so so so tired. I am just going to rest my eyes for a few minutes....

Mama seems happy. She is humming a song, Mama said there'd be days like this. I hear my cousin Patrick took Best of Breed of all Cavalier King Charles Spaniels at an AKC show in Massachusetts. But really it is all about me and today I got to play with my friend Bruce Wayne. He is just like me, a Boston Terrier, and has the same black spot on his forehead. We had such a great time jumping and running and climbing all over each other. Forgive me for babbling but I am so so so tired. I am just going to rest my eyes for a few minutes....

So exciting, my friend Daisy is here today to play play play. She is a Havanese who is from California, which is probably why she is so pretty, white and fluffy. My goal today is to turn that white into green grass stains and maybe a little brown mud. Let's go!

We Boston Terriers are known for our prey drive and I sure hit the jackpot with this batch of Beanie Babies. I even recruited a partner in crime, my brother, Pappy Van Winkle. We had a pretty awesome time this afternoon, wouldn't you agree?

Readers and fellow admirers, would you please help me? I cannot find the other half of Mam's shoe and she is getting suspicious. I simply cannot remember where it went. Please help with suggestions of where I should search. I will pay you back with kisses.

Mama is wandering around the backyard looking for clues and mumbling something about David Caruso and CSI Miami. (It is nearly 70 degrees here today, so there are some similarities.) It was hard but I figured how to sneak Papa's shoes through the doggie door. I do love chewing inner soles so very much. Maybe if I bark at the squirrels she will get distracted. Off to go bark. Keep my secret safe, okay?

Oh my gosh, I've never seen a toy quite like this one. Mama got it for me a few weeks ago and I've only just figured out how to use it. There is so much stuffing in here...this is going to take me awhile. Mama likes to challenge me. Thank you Mama!!#

Dreaming....some day I will be Westminster Best in Show. Oh yes. Some day.

Dogs who only play with toys their humans give them are missing out on so much fun. Take boxes of #Kirkland tissues that Mama gets from @Costco. So much fun! You can tear them into little pieces and eat them. Not as yummy as breakfast and dinner but a good snack nonetheless. Phew! That was a big word. I need to take a nap.

So we had a grand time splashing around and now I smell all pretty but am a little bit cold. So she wrapped me in a blanket and then had something she calls “wine.” I am not sure I like this “wine.” But send more! She often gives me treats when she has lots of wine!