Sentiment. I seek it not.

Oh.

Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS

Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me

Hawkeye: I did a little

Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does

Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS

Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent

Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now

Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time

Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage

Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk

Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass

Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie

Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock

Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl

Thor: I'm in Asgard atm

Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them

Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party

Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA

Iron Man: Sup Captain

Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY

LATER, IN A PLANE

Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug

Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related

Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard

Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY

Iron Man: IRON GLOMP

Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest

Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires

Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT

Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif

BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM

Bruce Banner: Sup

Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe

Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship

AFTER MUCH BANTER

Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers

Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off

Iron Man: I think you should hulk out

Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space

Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first

Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later

Iron Man: You smell like justice

Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hawkeye: Still evil here

EXPLOSIONS OCCUR

Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green

Loki: I am escaping from my cage now

Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit

Iron Man: Fixing things with science

Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power

Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows

Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit

Loki: I take people no other way

Loki: Lates Onee-san

Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork

Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Nick Fury:

Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Nick Fury:

Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.

Well quite frankly I dislike both of them. //frowns//

L - Lord

O - Of

K - Kingly

Done D and F

What kind of underwear are you wearing?

D is done.

If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?

Why, ten of course.

I and J are done.

What's the biggest lie you have ever told?

Oh that could never be remembered.

Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

//growls// I wish not for a relationship at this time...

Who are you crushing on right now?

Crushes are for children.

Who is your bestfriend?

Friendship is a concept I have never quite fathomed... why would one give a portion of their sentiment to someone and not get... //blinks// Well, physical. Although... as of late I have grown platonically fond of a young elf...

How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs?

//He stares for a moment in shock, before glaring sternly and crossing his arms// And what is with all the sexual inquiries, anonymous? Someone must be rather horny this eve.

How far have you gone?

Ask Sleipnir's father. //raises eyebrows//

Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Do looks matter to you?

Greatly.

What is your sexual orientation?

5 turn-ons and 5 turn-offs:

Hmmm... You wish to know the inner working of my sex life, do you not? //hmphs// That is absolutely invasive and highly immature of you. Although since the anon hath requested, I have no choice but to humor you...

Submission turns me on greatly. Having a partner in the palm of my hand in their weakest state... Oh it is absolutely wondrous. So breakable, and yet I spare them. For the sake of lust, yes. Also, grunting. Hm... //he's starting to get a bit horny// As well as fear. And moaning. Oh, dear... I forgot how much I enjoyed this sort of thing. And lastly, a futile struggle for dominance. 

Now for turn-offs... any sort of verbal teasing. I find it rude. As well as obnoxious attitudes, sarcasm, disobedience and blondes.

I truly detest blondes...

3 biggest pet peeves

I absolutely loathe ignorance, informality and resistance.

If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

...Nothing. Absolutely. Nothing.

Do you drink?

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STOP IT MEREDITH YOU'RE LYING

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