Incorrect quotes for these idiot countries!

Hungary: Also I love you, and I treasure you, and you bore me!

Prussia: God, you're being so mean...do it more.

Hong Kong: Okay, boomer.

Nyo Britain: Y-you got into Harvard Law!?

Russia: But, darling, I will be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

America: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Prussia: *Throws the sunglasses against the wall only for them to bounce back onto his face perfectly.*

Greece: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

France: *Randomly interjecting.* Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Denmark: Do you guys think we're friends in every universe?

America: God, I hope not! I can barely stand you assholes as it is!

Prussia and Denmark: *Dying of laughter.*

Prussia: Could you imagine us going to an alternate universe, and the us from there are just like "what the fuck is wrong with you three?"

Denmark: "Why are you with these idiots?"

America: "Did you hit your head or something, dude?"

Austria: Spain.

Austria: I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend. Spain is my best friend.

Spain: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it. I no cover for you, no more! Peoples. I have a big announcement.

Spain: This man is Gay and European! And neither is disgrace! You've got to stop your being a completely closet case. It's me not her he's seeing! No matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.

Spain: You are so gay! You big parfait! You flaming boy band cabaret.

Austria: I'm straight!

Norway: And your fangs weren't a choice?

Romania: They were expensive, and they make me look hot!

Britain: Are you two going to just stand there talking all day, or are you going to help me with this spell!?

Sealand: But Ladonia-

N. Italy: But don't you hate yourself.

Germany: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.