My blood got a fang in it

"You have reached the end of your free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com" #notmypad #otherpeoplesbathrooms #BenjaminFranklin

"Let this world disintegrate as you stand idly by. I am no product of man" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #skycamefalling #thetruthmachine #10.21

"Your stupid fucking laser-pucks were just the start" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #propaghandi #aspeculativefiction

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"It's not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical shame and self-loathing—they are not all bad. Those devils have been my angels. Without them I would never have disappeared into language, literature, the mind, laughter and all the mad intensities that made and unmade me." #notmypad #otherpeoplesbathrooms #stephenfry

"You Must Buy Your Wife At Least As Much Jewelry As You Buy Your Horse, and Other Poems and Observations, Humorous and Otherwise, From a Life On the Range" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #daltonwilcox #andydaly

"But now I tried to imagine the men who bought and sold MPs like they were pop songs, who put laws into production like they were summer blockbusters, and got to specify exactly what they’d like the statute book to say about the people they didn’t like. I realized that somewhere out there, there were gleaming office towers filled with posh, well-padded execs who went around in limos and black cabs, who lived in big houses and whose kids had all the money in the world, and these men had decided to ruin my family for the sake of a few extra pennies. There were actual human beings who were answerable for the misery and suffering of God knew how many people all around the world — rich bastards who thought that they alone should own our culture, that they should be able to punish you for making art without their permission." #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #corydoctorow #piratecinema Read it free at http://craphound.com/pc/Cory_Doctorow_-_Pirate_Cinema.html

"I get drawn to things that don't make any sense, and I learned early on not to resist that." #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #dannyelfman

"hey nong man" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #comedybangbang #scottauckerman #jasonmantzoukas

"Bork bork bork" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #swedishchef #muppets

"They don't care about anything but their money. Not freedom. Not human lives. Not basic decency. Not even the survival of our species. They would burn everything to the ground and die choking on the ashes if it meant they would have the largest ash pile." #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad

"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #rodneydangerfield

"As a custodian, stop pissing in the soap dispenser!" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #somewhereonreddit

"The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope." #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #russelbrand

"You'd like to fuck my code, wouldn't you? Hey, would you like to masturbate to the subroutine I just wrote?" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #siliconvalley #gilfoyle

"Do whatever the fuck you want, even if it's wrong, and then tell about it with honesty. ... Success is fucking up on your own terms." #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #guillermodeltoro

"I do not fear death. I had been dead billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it" #otherpeoplesbathrooms #notmypad #marktwain