only cool people allowed here :)

There’s a huge mall with a hot topic, Spencer’s, candy store, five below, and a ton of clothes shops near me and all I wanna do is go there and stéal shit but I can’t bc my mom won’t take me lmfaoo

lastly idk if I had this in my other post but pls listen to ur gut guys, it’s there for a reason, if it feels weird drop it and go.

read through stories of people getting caught, read through how and when and where and what they were wearing when they got caught. don’t stand out. this isn’t the time to wear your demonias and new neon green skirt. humble yourself. just because it seems easy doesn’t mean you wont get caught. you see old l!fters, and you see bold l!fters, but you never see old, bold l!fters. listen to your gut, it’s never wrong. a few lipsticks aren’t worth your future or mental breakdowns. if it feels off and you don’t have time to drop, leave. the worst things happen when you let your guard down. don’t tell anyone you lift. if you get caught, drop and run.

l!fting from dollar tree is so easy dude, I just ride my bike down, put all the shit I wanna tâke in my basket I got from the front of the store. Then I wait until there’s nobody in front of the bathroom and shove it all into my purse/backpack. Mine doesn’t beep bc there’s no tag scanner things at front. So easy omg

Wow okay so I'm definetely gonna be eating chocolate today!

Stop pretending you are anti-racist, anti-capitalism, anti-whatever because you l!ft. We all know it’s because of wanting euphoria, items, and not wanting to pay 30 dollars for a blush. L!fting is fine, I do it, and as long as you do it from big stores, it’s fine. But stop acting like you are sooo against homophobia, racism, sexism, whatever that you havveeeee to l!ft. All the “fck capitalism” l!fting blogs are performative, you can call it whatever you want but in the end of the day, people are dying and crying in the streets because of it and you l!fting a blush doesn’t save anyone for shit. Stop using people’s pain and suffering to justify what you don’t need to justify.  It’s annoying and performative, get over yourself, and stop making excuses when you don’t need to have any.

Receipt- this is my favorite one. Find a random receipt, lift the items on it and then return the items for money using the receipt and obviously the items, free money!

Total- 48$

OMG GUYS THE MARKERS R AMAZING! CYA