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i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong
wait how big are they then
closer to pumpkins
what you have to remember is the kiwi fruit is their unfertilized egg, so use that as a size reference
Oh no kiwi eggs are much larger than kiwifruit
Only the fertilized ones the unfertilized ones are sold in grocery stores as fruit
i see no difference
the fuzzy layer is the avian equivalent of the endometrium (mucous membrane lining the uterus); it helps prevents infection. all types of kiwi eggs have them, but it is typically reabsorbed by the body by the time a fertilized egg is finished growing. if an egg isn’t fertilized and stops growing, the body simply passes the egg, lining and all, and tries again.
then why can’t we crack open the egg like we can with other unfertilized bird eggs
that’s another feature unique to the kiwi! (and possible some extinct related birds.) the eggs don’t calcify until the later stages of embryo maturation. this is because kiwi birds have one of the largest egg-to-body ratios in the bird world. the eggs take up a huge amount of space in the mother’s body. keeping the egg soft-shelled until it’s mature gives the internal organs more room to safely do their job.
i know this is a bot but the context makes this hilarious
i know i was the one convincing people kiwis are eggs, but this comment is worse than my entire original post
i’m fucking losing my shit
Furries: 1
Christianity: 0
Monsters Inc was an allegory for Big Oil’s iron grip on wheel of clean energy progress, please debate
It’s true
PSA for Switch owners
The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.
To turn it off
go to the eShop
go to your profile where your funds and account info is
go down to the bottom of the page
there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”
select the Change
select “Don’t Share”
Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.
Fuck Nintendo

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NOTE: I didn’t write the joke- it’s based on @vampirefunkmetal ‘s very good post that you can read [by clicking here] !!
Image description is from @yourfriendthefangirl ! :D
[Image Description: A fifteen-panel black and white fan art comic of the Warner siblings from Animaniacs. All of the panels feature the artist’s name, GrantedDrop, hidden somewhere in the image and overlaying the image as a semi-transparent watermark.
In the first panel, Wakko is sitting in the foreground of a hallway, frowning in confusion with tongue out and arms crossed. A large question mark floats in the air near Wakko’s head. In the background, Yakko and Dot peek around the corner of the hallway.
The second panel is a closeup of Yakko and Dot with vaguely concerned expressions on their faces.
The third panel is the same closeup, but now Yakko and Dot are looking at one another with eyebrows raised. Dot is shrugging with one arm.
The fourth panel features all of the Warner siblings, with Yakko bending down to rest a hand on Wakko’s shoulder and Wakko turning to look at him. Yakko is asking, “What’s wrong, sib?” Dot is leaning forward with her hands clasped near her chin and saying, “Yeah, you can talk to us!”
In the fifth panel, Dot is holding Wakko’s right arm, and Yakko is kneeling down and holding Wakko’s left hand. Yakko and Dot are both smiling. Wakko has one foot braced against the floor, as if getting ready to stand, and is frowning slightly at the viewer while saying, “People keep telling me that gender is what’s in your pants…”
In the sixth panel, Dot and Yakko yank Wakko up into the air, and there are arrows and vague outlines of Wakko’s body left behind to indicate the rapid motion. Yakko is standing with a hand on his hip and is smiling at the viewer with one eyebrow raised.
In the seventh panel, Wakko lands, standing and sticking out one leg, gesturing down at it. Dot and Yakko stare at it, frowning in contemplation with their hands held up to their chins. Wakko is saying, “But I’m not wearing any pants!”
In the eighth panel, Dot and Wakko look over at Yakko. Dot is holding the edge of her skirt and saying, “Well, Yakko, you’re the only one of us with pants.” Yakko is frowning and rifling around inside his pants pocket, saying, “Hmm…”
In the ninth panel, Yakko holds up a finger triumphantly, with his other hand still in his pocket and a proud smile on his face, saying “Aha! I thiiink I found it!”. Dot and Wakko stare at him in surprise and curiosity.
The tenth panel is a closeup of Dot and Wakko, who are looking up at Yakko’s arms, which are holding a large quantity of deli meat above their heads. Dot and Wakko both have confused looks on their faces, and Wakko is saying, “Deli meat?”
The eleventh panel features Yakko’s hands dropping an enormous pile of deli meat on top of Dot and Wakko, obscuring them entirely. The word “FLUMP” appears over the sticks of meat to indicate the sound of them hitting the ground.
The twelfth panel shows just the pile of deli meat, with a speech bubble emerging from where Dot was standing that reads, “‘Best by:…’ How many decades ago?!”
In the thirteenth panel, Yakko is standing next to the pile of meat with a smile on his face and his hands raised in a shrug as he looks at Dot and Wakko. Dot and Wakko’s faces are scrunched in exertion as they pop their upper bodies out of the meat pile. Yakko is saying, “Well, I guess that settles it.”
In the fourteenth panel, Yakko is smiling with his arms crossed and looking over at Dot. Dot and Wakko are still half-way inside the meat pile, and Wakko is looking at Dot with a blank expression. Dot is smiling and saying, “Yeah, their concept of gender’s just a bunch of out-of-date baloney.”
In the fifteenth and final panel, all of the Warner siblings turn to smile smugly at the viewer with half-closed eyes. The word “End” is written in the bottom right corner. /End ID]
Fucking genius
comparable should NOT be pronounced like that
Here’s how I think it should be pronounced
exactly!!! COM-PEAR-ABLE. if 2 things can be compared they are COMPARE-ABLE. THEY ARE ABLE TO BE COMPARED. COMPARE-ABLE
wait until gaud hears about demonstrable
it should be demonstrateable IT SHOULD BE DEMONSTRATEABLE
You’re telling me that comparable is not pronnounced correctly?
Thanks
my birthday is on the solstice, so i made a wishlist!
(it’s literally just cash bc i don’t like owning stuff)
$5 = contribution to my savings emergency fund
OR $5 for my favorite falafel burrito i usually don’t buy bc they’re fancy. your choice!
$7 = 1 day of groceries
$10-15 = i treat myself to a meal at a restaurant
$20 = 1 day of rent
$35 = prescription copay (i don’t have to pay for my meds yet but i will in 2021)
$50 = a week of groceries
$100= a week of rent (almost)
$2 ko-fi monthly subscription (this helps me build stable monthly income as a safety net)
$11 for this cute retro they/them pronoun pin i found on etsy
anyway here’s my paypal and my ko-fi (for credit cards). half of these are food bc that’s the only thing i spend money on outside of rent. if u would rather give money in my name to a charity, please donate to My Sistah’s House
you’re literally a coin eating money bank who’s only taking online money due to covid, unless???
why do u think my ko-fi is Like This
what assumptions did u make of my true form
I feel like if I touch that it’ll be wet
like, with your blood or?
These tags make it
So
So much worse
this but with shiny delicious quarters & dimes
TELL ME MY TAGS R WRONG
Do you swallow them whole, or do you bend the metal with your teeth into a bolus for easier digestion?
I really understand that there are people who have hurt you in the past, or that are even hurting you right now. And I’m sorry. But you need to understand that I’m not the one to blame, so please just give me a chance.

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What the fuck?
more i think about it more convinced i am the joker would be bullied in arkham
Small brain: Joker would be king of Arkham and all of the villains would respect him
Big brain: Joker is outed for being abusive towards Harley almost immediately. All of the other villains hate him. He eats lunch alone every day. Killer Croc shoves him in a locker.
i’m sorry someone PLEASE draw croc shoving joker in a locker
jocker?
i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites
Lol you eat candy? baby
Yeah, and?
And that’s the post!
baby, baby, baby ooooooh
bababooye

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Boomers are so entitled to explanations.
It’s your problem that you don’t want to look it up, it’s not my job to explain myself to you, and you’re not entitled to my explanation.
Bazinga