On My iPod Is Metal

Hey this woman is one of my coworkers! She’s pretty awesome.

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

Okay but that seal was dramatic as fuck

Me bailing out of work the exact second my shift is over

When you get spotted in prop hunt

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

When you drink alcohol, both you and the alcohol get drunk.

What even is Game Grumps

This is the kind of humor you have to transcend 6 levels of reality to attain