A few weeks after I began my freshman year of high school, i was walking home from school.
About halfway home I was passing a house it had cars in front of it I recognized from the school parking lot and the garage door was open and I could see that in the garage playing pool and drinking beers listening to music were the cool kids. The coolest seniors...just chilling and being so fucking cool.
I got about two more houses down then stopped... I turned around and slowly headed back. I had made a decision. I wanted so badly to be cool like them but I had no idea how. I was just gonna walk up and politely ask them if they could help me get cool like they were.
If they said no, id be embarrassed but life would stay the same. But if they said yes then omfg just think!!
When I walked up to the open garage door I suddenly couldnt speak. Then one of the cool kids asked me..."hey kid do you need something or what?"
I heard myself reply " you guys are the coolest kids jn school, the whole town. I want to be cool like you. Could you tell me what I need to do so i could be cool enough to be in this garage and just being the coolest dude like you guys?"
A few guys and some of the girls just looked at me sort of shocked my dean mackey.. .the top dog just smiled and told me "kid, I can respect a guy who wants something bad enough to put himself in an embarrassing situation to get it so im gonna give you the secret and if you do it you'll be right here tomorrow and every day after school just hanging with us because you'll be one of us."
Thanks was pretty much all I could think of to say. He called me over to him and handed me a baggy with what looked like chunks of big salt and a weird glass pipe. "Take this home and smoke then come back tomorrow "
The next day after school as I walked up to the garage, Dean noticed right away and called out
"Hey kid, you smoked it ." I said yes but how did he know I did for sure...he replied "cuz your fucking cool man now get over here and rack em. You got this next game"
My entire life changed that day. I went through school with confidence and charisma. I finally belonged somewhere in a group of others. And not just any group the group. I was able to look down on others, no doubt that i was better than them, cooler than them.
Moral is all the cool kids really do smoke it. And if anyone out there reads this whos a loser, I say to them this. Smoke meth and you can be cool too.
Meth, it gives kids a brighter path in life.
