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i just don't even know what to say. this is despicable, deplorable, and shocking. A bouquet full of power and Mouth. Eyes so yellow they kind of look like egg yolk. thank god he got sent off to The Fishing Boat to fish for the rest of his life!
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
roundel = circle
purpure = purple
golp = roundel purpure = purple circle
A golp is a purple circle.
^ This thing right here has lots of purple circles on it and therefore it is golpy. It's not that hard to understand.
hang on, it can't be vert golpy, because of the rule of tincture. you can see those are actually bezants charged golps. therefore this shield is, in full (I think,,,):
vert bezanty charged golps below a chief wavy argent charged an oak leaf sable fesswise.
I am not, however, a herald, and am bad at this.
The purple is surrounded by yellow but the yellow in turn has a distinct black edge, so I think it wants "golpy fimbriated or and sable". Rules of tincture be damned.
No wait I'm being silly, there's two distinct black edges there. Plainly it is "pellety charged golps within annulets or". Obviously.
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Deus care, me benefice: mare tantum est et carina mea tam parva
Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.
pro tip: if you're scared of public speaking, just remember that everyone is fucking stupid and you hate them all. i guess
/ Jenny Holzer, The Beginning of the War will be Secret
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