i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

AMEN

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

tumblr not showing people’s follower count is so crazy cause sometimes i’ll think someone is a big/small blog and then someone asks how many followers they have and they say something completely different than i assumed like wow that’s not the vibes i got from you

New ask game, guess how many followers I have based on your vague impression of me