Mia Wasikowska Running From Her Problems Cinematic Universe

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Mia Wasikowska Running From Her Problems Cinematic Universe

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My favorite thing ever is how Ron just sent Charlie a random letter like āhey yo thereās an illegal dragon at hogwarts, could you come and smuggle it out of here, please?ā and Charlie was just like āyeah sure, Iāll trespass into the castle and steal a dangerous magical creature, of course, lemme just hit up my friendsā
Itās better if you imagine Charlie and co as a group of Grad Students trying to avoid their other responsibilities.
Charlie is drunkenly revising the third draft of his thesis on proper care and feeding of greenhorns when his family owl slams into the window.Ā
Three of his friends jump and look around.Ā Glinda doesnāt raise her head from her folded arms; only groans, āIs that Baines coming to do me in?āĀ
Charlie totters to the window and fetches Errol from the window pane.Ā āNo such luck,ā he says. āYouāre still going to have to take the exam.ā After some consideration, Charlie lays him on a clear patch of floor to recover. āDo owls take firewhiskey?ā he asks the room at large.Ā
āItās not fair,ā Glinda wails into the tabletop.Ā āI swear he didnāt say anything about Bridgewortās handling practices when we did the review in class.āĀ
āOh, Merlin,ā says Ali, freezing over their notes like a Medusa wyvern had bitten them.Ā āOh, Merlinās sweet saggy socks. Is he covering Bridgewort?āĀ
āThatās what he said when I went to his office hours.ā Glinda sits up. āYou know his lapdragon singed my new sweater?!āĀ
Charlie decides not to give Errol a nip of whiskey. Flying under the influence is really not done. He unties the letter from Errolās leg. Ronās childish spiky handwriting spells out Charlieās name on the front. Inside is a hastily scrawled message.Ā
āYes, we know it ruined your sweater,ā snaps Ysabelle.Ā āYou told us twenty times. Why didnāt you tell us Baines told you weāre going to be tested on Bridgewort?āĀ
āI meant to,ā says Glinda.Ā āSorry.ā She flicks her pile of notes.Ā āI was lost in the miasma of gloom and desperation.āĀ
Ali puts their head back and groans.Ā āIām gonna die. Iām gonna say āfuck itā and just fucking walk into a dragonās mouth so I donāt have to do this.āĀ
āHey,ā says Charlie. They donāt hear him.Ā
āHow much is this worth again?ā Glinda asks her bottle of butterbeer.Ā
āTwenty-five percent,ā Ali and Ysabelle chorus. Ysabelle adds,Ā āand the thesis is fifty percent of our total grade.āĀ
āHey!ā Charlie repeats. They look at him. He waves Ronās letter.Ā āMy littlest brother at Hogwarts has an illegal dragon he needs to get off campus. Anybody up for a midnight flight?āĀ
Ali slams their hands down on the table and stands up.Ā āFuck yes,ā they say decisively.Ā āMaybe Iāll fly into the Whomping Willow and die a quick death.āĀ
Welcome to grad school
Charlieās friends: I want to die
Charlie:
Cate Blanchett: I canāt believe I will be playing another lesbian character.
Oceanās 8 director: Youāre not.
Cate Blanchett: No, Iām gonna.
opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. thereās nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

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cinderella marries the prince
and itās⦠fine. The prince is great! Theyāre in love, heās very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.
but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. Sheās used to being busy, sheās used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.
time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.
as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, thereās a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a dayās work.
cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and thereās a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husbandās attention again, so she suggests making an old castle thatās fallen into disrepair their āproject.ā It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so itās quite sturdy, but itās overgrown and secluded. The prince doesnāt know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.
so they go. And they work. And for a while itās great! But when they leave for winter cinderellaās husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.
summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time itās her own choice. She is happy.
this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower thatās been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.
cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. Itās rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, soā¦
from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. Sheās sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friendsā¦
after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. Heās spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella canāt even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family sheās married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.
aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.
time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.
one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.
she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that donāt seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into auroraās bedroom.
sheās as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.
years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Donāt seek above your station. Donāt marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldnāt handle the lifestyle.
two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. Itās best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.
or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.
her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.
When no-fault divorce was legalized in the 70ā²s, the states that legalized it saw a decrease of 8 to 16 percent in married women committing suicide and a 30 percent decline in domestic violence.
(from @aisandetsarepeopletoo)
this is why worshipping the so-calledĀ ātraditional familyā is a load of fucking bullshit
I think a lot of people really donāt realize that the current divorce rate has nothing to do with degrading morals and is literally just that itās both legal and more socially acceptable now than it used to be. The issues leading to divorce have always been there.
not only is it legal and more socially acceptable, itās more financially feasible. even considering the economy is fucked and wage inequality is through the roof, when you compare womenās ability to be independent now vs. when it was viewed as totally unacceptable for us to work outside of the home, that makes a huge difference. it wouldnāt have mattered how socially acceptable divorce was 60 years ago if women couldnāt support themselves; theyād be dependent on finding a new husband first in order to leave the one that was mistreating them.Ā
anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck
Why do you think they deserve it
Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. Thereās also the fact that theyāre people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. Thereās plenty of reasons
Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someoneās income
You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all.Ā
You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide youād rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isnāt your problem.
It doesnāt matter how hard youāve worked for your 500 apples, or that you arenāt the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesnāt matter why theyāre hungry, or who owes who what.
You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someoneās life, and you decided not to.
What are you going to buy in your lifetime thatās worth more to you than your own humanity?
What are you going to buy in your lifetime thatās worth more to you than your own humanity
Reblogging for the very, very important lesson
Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking āWhereās my money?!ā
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In honor of me approaching my first 6 months mark as a flight attendant, here are some highlights from my time in this job:
When a lady stopped me gently to whisper that i had āmastered the art of kindnessā
When an elderly woman told me i was āput on earth to be a flight attendantā
Each and every time someone complimented my nails
When i found an $8000 diamond watch left behind under a seat, gave it to a gate agent, only to have the passenger come running back 10 minutes later. Gate agent: man u wouldve been in trouble, huh? Man whom looked like a bond villain: i wouldve been SHOT.
Every lesbian ive worked with and had the nice bonding moment of āur gay?? Im gay!!ā
That time a man tried to get huffy with me because he wasnt in 1st class and i got to say āsir u can either sit in this seat or u can sit in a seat in the terminal while u wait to take the next flightā
When i had an emergency landing because the pilots lost steering and we all thought we were gonna die but then we didnāt and everyone just applauded the landing and didnt even complain about the 2 hour delay
When my flight was delayed for 3 hours because the plane wouldnt start so the crew and i just took a really long nap in the jetway
Every 4 and 5 star hotel ive stayed at for free
When we overnighted in the middle of nowhere in alabama and went to a sports bar at midnight. The bartender locked the door so it was just him and us and his friend, and we all got super drunk on obscure alcohols and i kicked everyones ass at pool
That time i had an emergency landing because one pilot had such explosive diarrhea that the other 2 pilots had to wear oxygen masks
When we overnighted in a casino resort in new orleans and ended up drunk on margaritas and playing blackjack with a bunch of old people at 2pm
Every little kid on my flights
Every dog i got to pet on my flights
When we were flying to nyc during julliard recruitments and half the seats were taken up by cellos
Being in airports late at night and seeing people sleep in the weirdest places because they just dont care (bathroom floors, under gate agent desks, etc)
When a woman forgot her actual baby on the plane
Woman: can i board first? Gate agent: are u special needs, active military or priority? Woman: no i just want to board first. Gate agent: maam i have 70 other people who also want to board first, im not looking for a line leader.
My very first working flight, when a man pointed to my necklace and said āis that a ball gag?ā And, in my shock, i said āno, im gayā
That time a ramp agent came up to me holding up his phone and said āwanna see something weird?ā and i said yes, reservedly, thinking it might be gross but then he held out his phone and it was just a picture of hundreds of paradise birds that we were apparently flying to a zoo

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What A Great Idea!
This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.
This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.
This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.
This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.
Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.
This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.
Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.
Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.
Thereās a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.
A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets.Ā
Ā These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.
This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.
This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.
Big Dave
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me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task
also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,
as a team, can we all agree to Not Engage with trumpās twitter except to send this image in response to every single thing he says
I saw this live in Las Vegas for my birthday and it was pretty amazing
It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y'all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, Iām begging you.
friend: whats up? you look sad whats wrong?
me: oh nothing
my mind: little footās mom

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An action being āpunishable by a fineā basically means ālegal for rich peopleā.
Oh wow. Thatāsā¦
This is why all fines should be income based. They should carry the EXACT same weight of punishment to anyone who commits the act. That way poor folk arenāt bankrupted into desperation or jail by a minor offense and rich people canāt get away with shit.