I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!

I thought my answer of no was succinct and clear.

@imarubberman @sourtrout Are you guys happy now.

Yep! I’m a rubber man. 

Do you really??

What do you mean magic hair?? Did you eat like a hair hair fruit or something? Cause I bet that’d be a really useless one

Well, I have no reason not to believe you I guess?

A fruit that you eat that gives you powers and makes it so you can never swim

And I could definitely swim before I ate the gum gum fruit. Like really good. Like really really really good for real. 

Also haha you’re bald

Huh… That sounds like a really weird fruit? But also kinda cool

I’m guessing the gum gum fruit turned you into rubber then? And sure I definitely believe that.

Do you really??

Oh so it’s not a devil fruit thing? 

So where’s your skin and why are you bald.

No, what’s a devil fruit?

I never had skin or hair… I’m not a skeleton who was ever human… Like, I’m alive and I was born like this.

And I could definitely swim before I ate the gum gum fruit. Like really good. Like really really really good for real. 

Yeah but are you like a rabbit skeleton or a skeleton rabbit which way are you

Uhh… I didn’t know the way around mattered??

Interesting

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Buggy lied to me!! I bet he can swim too

That bastard

Anyways what are you, and do you poop

That bastard