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Kaamelott, Livre II, Le Rebelle

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Olympians and their sacred animals

Apollo

Artemis

Poseidon

Hera

Hermes

Hestia

Zeus

Dionysus

mythologies-and-coffee

Athena : If you see Ares, Thor and Horus, please give them that face.

Athena : *makes a face*

Athena : They'll know what that means.

/Later/

Hermes : Oh, speaking of her, she wanted me to give you a message

Hermes : *makes a face*

Ares, Thor and Horus, simultaneously : oh no. the neutral face of displeasure

rosalielesbianhale

Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.

Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:

dankmemeuniversity

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yessoupy

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

cries-havoc

this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.

bepeu-deactivated20171202

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

handycams

blackout poetry of the goldfinch by donna tartt

emmarealm

its one of my favorite books for a reason

thenegoteator

pettyprocrastination

Solidarity

greelin

sorry i’m bisexual and easily distracted

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mythologies-and-coffee

Some gods as Vines :

Hermes : Hi I’m Jared, I’m nineteen and I never learned how to fucking read

*****

Horus : How much money do you have?

Thoth : 69 cents

Horus : You know what that means

Thoth, sobing : I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

*****

Hera : I saw you hanging out with [insert any god, goddess, or living being in general here] yesterday!

Zeus : It’s not what you think!

Hera : I won’t hesitate, bitch!

*****

Anubis and Hades, playing guitar : Hey, how you doing well I’m doing just fine I lied I’m dying inside

*****

Horus : Don’t fuck with me, I have the power of gods and animes by my side!

*****

Hermes : I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Apollo : Poseidon quivers before him!

Hermes : FUCK OFF

Poseidon : Omg rude

*****

Set, probably : Hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

Set : The benefit of killing him would be I would be pushed way less

(Part 2 here)

persephonehades0615

Persephone: Hades and I do not have pet names for each other.

Hecate: Uh huh…

Hecate: Hey, what’s another word for dad?

Persephone: Daddy?

Hades, from the other room: Yes, kitten?

Persephone:

Hecate: Don’t lie to my face again.

mythologystuffs-deactivated2023

Apollo: *sighs*

Hermes: You bored?

Apollo: *nods*

Hermes: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Apollo: Oh, absolutely.

mytholympus

Hades, sternly: Can I speak with you for a minute?

Dionysus: Ooooooh, someone’s in trouble!

Hades:

Dionysus: It’s me. I don’t know why I said that

mytholympus

*During the Titanomachy*

Zeus, pointing to his chest: We’re going to win, because we have something they don’t.

Hestia: H-hearts?-

Zeus: What? No, I’m pointing at myself. We have me, we’re going to win this thing.

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marzipanandminutiae

reading letters from 1818 is wild

“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon

marzipanandminutiae

But also we’re not becoming allergic to everything nowadays like certain white moms fear. Allergies have always existed. They were just talked about differently

Like “oh clams always ~turn my stomach~”. Or “what a pity he was taken from us at age 5”

rosslynpaladin

“Well we didn’t have all this fancy chronic illness stuff in the Olden Days, what did people do then??”

They died, Ashleigh.

explorerrowan

This is a picture tracking bullet holes on Allied planes that encountered Nazi anti-aircraft fire in WW2.

At first, the military wanted to reinforce those areas, because obviously that’s where the ground crews observed the most damage on returning planes. Until Hungarian-born Jewish mathematician Abraham Wald pointed out that this was the damage on the planes that made it home, and the Allies should armor the areas where there are no dots at all, because those are the places where the planes won’t survive when hit. This phenomenon is called survivorship bias, a logic error where you focus on things that survived when you should really be looking at things that didn’t.

We have higher rates of mental illness now? Maybe that’s because we’ve stopped killing people for being “possessed” or “witches.” Higher rate of allergies? Anaphylaxis kills, and does so really fast if you don’t know what’s happening. Higher claims of rape? Maybe victims are less afraid of coming forward. These problems were all happening before, but now we’ve reinforced the medical and social structures needed to help these people survive. And we still have a long way to go.

twodotsknowwhy

This is one of my favorite anecdotes to show how clever rewording of statistics can make them say the opposite of what they mean:

Every time a state makes riding a motorcycle without a helmet illegal, the number of ER patients seriously injured in motorcycle accidents skyrockets. Every single time.

When you phrase it just right, it makes it sound like it’s more dangerous to ride a motorcycle with a helmet than without one. Of course, the reality is that before those laws, those patients were going to the morgue, not the ER.

incorrectgreekgods

Hades: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you're anxious enough.

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