"when chickens lay eggs..... are they giving birth? were they pregnant this whole time??" "percy go back to bed it's 2am"

10000000000000% sure the only present zeus ever gets poseidon is a card that says "happy birthday bitch" and nothing else

the only presents percy ever gets his dad are the most outlandish hawaiian, beach, tropical shirts ever. he hunts through little thrift shops and goodwills until he finds one for the nearest holiday and mails it to the empire state building, 600th floor of course

okay you know what KILLS me? that small grin guys do when they know something you don't or are teasing you. the smirk they get like when you have a thing with him but it's a secret and you accidentally show it and have to rush to hide it and he's freakin grinning as you try to explain yourself to your suspicions friends and watching oh my gosh it kills me they win okay they win

hc that when sally found out the mini garden percy made was "for a girl" instead of being all mom excited she got upset since the "girl" wasn't annabeth

"annabeth no i don't need glasses. i am percy jackson who can always perSEE" -percy jackson when he's older, stubborn, and still raising hell, this time through horrible eye puns

lol remember those clowns? yeah that was just a ton of hades furies searching for that stupid demigod who took his helm again.

what if percy and annabeth had a valentines date that went perfect where they went out to eat and saw a movie and didn't get attacked and neither did any of their friends and then on the way home they weren't roped into some spin off series about some family member they never met lol what if

I don’t like when guys call girls unattractive in books. it’s one thing if you have feelings for someone and you don’t see anyone else as attractive because of the way that person makes you feel. it’s completely different to be calling girls unattractive because he just is so attractive he can criticize all his past hook ups and people he sees because he’s able to be picky.

"you may be the architect here annabeth, but i'm the one who wants to build something permanent." -percy jackson proposing

new years?? lol more like new tears from percy when he's unnecessarily dragged on yet another quest