squid ass

god bless chicago ted

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

It wouldn’t be totally silent but they would pronounce it like “Oooo” so Hugh probably felt a little like a ghost while there

which ones are the real mythbusters

don’t ever talk to us or our sons ever again

buy me McDonalds and call me daddy

im calling the police

Cop kink I see

do not,