Reader: It’s almost Valentine’s Day ? Dang it’s a good thing I went shopping.. wonder what everyone else is doing ?
Builderman: I’m surprised you ain’t freaking out.. I haven’t seen you shopping or nothin’.
Shedletsky: Oh I already got my gifts for everyone.
Builderman: Well, glad to hear it-
Shedletsky: I’m joking ! I got some chocolate swords I’m passing out.. *hiding some ribbon behind his back.*
C00lkidd: Daaad.. why are we still shopping ? I got all the cards I needed for class !
007n7: I know, I’m just getting a gift for a.. special friend.
C00lkidd: Oooh, is it gonna be a cool gift ?
007n7: I was thinking some nice chocolate and flowers, the usual-
C00lkidd: -But that’s so boring ! You should get them something waaay cooler ! Like.. like a giant chocolate drakobloxxer !
007n7: I don’t know if that even exists bud..
C00lkidd: *Points to a giant chocolate drakobloxxer sitting on a shelf.*
Chance: I booked a table for one of the best places in town.. it’ll be a nice surprise !
Itrapped:…Well it’s unfortunate you’ll have to cancel that reservation.
Itrapped: Because I booked a spa appointment, away from others and full of relaxation.. something a certain someone needs with all this frivolous attention from others.
Chance: That.. sounds nice buuuut I’m not canceling, we can move the time for after your little “spa trip” and go together !
Itrapped:…You’re not going to let up on this..
Lance:….You’re both insane-
Cult member: Great one.. why are we procuring these items ?
Noli: Y0u c0uld c4ll i7 4.. s4cr1f1c3 t0 4 f3ll0w equ4l 0f m1n3, h3h3h.
Cult member:…I don’t meant to judge but is a can of whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and strawberries a worthy sacrifice for another to your stature ?
Noli: D0n’7 w0rry ! I7’5 0n m3 t0 m4k3 i7 w0r7hy..
Noob: Does a bouquet of their favorite candy sound like a good idea ?
Veeronica: Awe that’d be cute !
Guest 666: *Nods while folding up a shirt.*
Noob: Oh what’s that ? One of your gifts ?
Guest 666: *Holds up a shirt reading ‘I <3 Gubbies’.*
Noob:….They’re going to love that.
Veeronica: *Nodding* ..looks like a new favorite shirt, they’re never going to take that off.
Mia:..What’s with the pink box ?
Elliot: It’s for a special pizza I’m making.. a heart shaped one ! Thought it’d be a nice change from chocolate or something sweet.
Mia: *Squints at him* ..it’s for them isn’t it ?
Mia: And you’re giving them just a pizza ?
Elliot: No.. I got a few other things too-
Consigliere: Boss, everything is ready for tomorrow.
Mafioso: Good then we should worry for nothing.
Contractee:..Uh, not to doubt ya or anything but is a plush rabbit as big as a couch a good idea ? What about chocolate or.. a card like soldier.
Soldier: It has a gift card in it from that coffee place they like.
Mafioso:….They asked for it.
Caporegime:..And you have a matching one for no reason ?
Mafioso:……..Is this how you should be speaking to your boss ?
Taph: *Helping dip strawberries into chocolate.*
Dusekkar: A steady hand, will make our results grand.
MrDoomBringer: At least you two look like you know what you’re doing, damn chocolate keeps spilling over the bowl..
Dusekkar: Almost finished ? Let us box these, and set them away to freeze..
MrDoomBringer:…Can the fridge even house all of these ? It’s practically all strawberry now.
Taph: *Opens the fridge to shelves of chocolate covered strawberries* 😦‼️
Dusekkar:….An oversight on my part, figured more would be smart..
MrDoomBringer:…….Yeah I’m eating some of these-
Daisy: This little get together is coming out nice.. I hope it all comes out well.
Guest 1337: Me too, been a while since we’ve all seen eachother.
Daisy: Maybe we could try to plan more things ? Get out of the house more.
Guest 1337: Not a bad idea.. I’ll talk it over with some of the others.
1x1x1x1: *Taking a tray of small pies out of the oven.*
John Doe: Mini pies.. I’ve been working on them all afternoon.
Jane Doe: *Smiles and kisses his cheek* they smell delicious, I can’t wait to try mine tomorrow.
John Doe: *Smiling while rolling out dough* thank you sweetheart.. I hope everyone likes them.
1x1x1x1: *Rolls her eyes* ..you say that and everyone always likes them,
Jane Doe: She’s right dear.
John Doe:….I’m being ganged up on about pies..
Azure: I am not sneaking into their home to leave a bunch of bouquets in it.. I have a key.
Two Time: *Blinks at him* ..they gave you a key ?
Two Time:..May I have one ?
Azure:….I can make another copy.
Two Time: Oh joyous day, I can visit much more now.. thank the spawn.
Reader: Why am I being spammed like this ? It’s not even eight in the morning yet.. what do these people expect me to do ? Wake up at a reasonable hour ?
Reader: Ugh.. no, not happening I’m going back to bed.
Nosferatu: Shall I destroy that infernal noise making device ?
Reader: Unfortunately I need it, for like.. talking to people and stuff.
Nosferatu: Your necessity for such an item is what’s more unfortunate.
The Spectre: It wouldn’t be such if a need for it didn’t exist..
Reader: If you’re both planning to get rid of my phone again I’m not making waffles for breakfast.
Nosferatu: That does nothing for us-
Reader: -Chocolate chip with strawberries.
The Spectre & Nosferatu:….
Nosferatu: The device lives on.. for now.
(Helloooooo ! Happy Valentine’s Day ! Hope everyone is well and has a nice day regardless if you celebrate or not ! I’m excited for when all the chocolate goes on sale honestly.)
