Just one step at a time

a hard pill to swallow: if an audience can pick up on where the story is going, it’s a good story.

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

this is literally me if i get married

“Nap dates”>>>> cause a nigga be tired but I be wanting to see ya face 😂😂😂 feel yah presence

This is sweet

More of thisssss

To whoever is reading this… please take a moment to appreciate your life. It is absolutely beautiful.

Normalize bare faces in ALL settings. Makeup should not be a requirement for beauty, professionalism or hygiene. Normalize the idea that if applying makeup isn’t enjoyable there’s no reason to be wearing it. Then destroy the elitism within makeup culture and destroy the idea that makeup as a hobby requires spending a lot of money.

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

so it must have taken an immense amount of focus and energy for klaus to do his whole thing with ben, right? like you can even see him kind of straining. and even after that, and whatever vanya does to him, he’s still standing tall. klaus is strong af and absolutely nobody can ever tell me otherwise. ya boy is not useless and never has been. it just took a few people actually believing in him and pushing him to become a better person for him to see how incredible he is and that he has so much potential and power hidden inside of him.

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

ppl who are still bitter about valentine’s day in 2019 need to just shut up and eat a heart shaped box of chocolates and get some pink pjs. like have some conversation hearts and maybe you’ll calm down a little

This was literally the greatest.

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

It’s so weird how sometimes when I read a poem it just feels like a bunch of words and sometimes when I read a poem it feels like someone ripping my heart out of my body and throwing it at my face at 90 mph

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole 

Whenever someone says that I say “Okay, whatever floats your boat, I guess” and then I think “Why would she want that? Isn’t it boring to just sit around all day and do nothing?”

Moms don’t “sit around all day and do nothing” - they have a incredibly important 24/7 job: raising little human beings. Don’t devalue that by calling it “nothing”. 

Man, my mom cooked, cleaned, paid the bills, went grocery shopping, did my hair every morning before school and every night (which, as a white woman with no prior experience of doing black hair, especially on a tender-headed child, is no easy feat). She helped with my homework, consoled me after a bad day, frequently volunteered at the school. She even picked my anxious, crying ass up from kindergarten early nearly every day for the first semester and would lie down with me every night when I was a child until I fell asleep (and that usually took several hours). That’s not even scratching the surface of all the things she’s done for me and my siblings. She was always the first person up and the last person to go to bed. Nothing about what she did, and continues to do to a lesser degree, is easy.