Imagine Devil May Cry

If he’s been in love with someone as far back as Temen-Ni-Gru, they’ve seen the best and worst of him and he’s not sure to how to reconcile that.

When he was in Hell the first time, he thought of his love for MONTHS. They were the only thing he thought of for a long time.

(I’m good for fics, they just take me a little bit longer.) 

“Hey.” 

Vergil looked over his coffee mug. His boyfriend was standing before him, already dressed for the day. Unusual for that time of the morning. Believing him to have a plan up his sleeve, Vergil proceeded cautiously. “What?” 

“So… Are we going to talk about your son?” 

“We already did.” 

“Just saying that you have a son isn’t talking about it.” 

“I told you more than that. His name is Nero. He’s twent–”

“You should spend more time with him.” Vergil had no interest in spending time with his son, and had expressed that. “To Vergil’s glare, he continued, “You’re his father. You could… Try? To be more present in his life? Now that he knows you exist and everything?” Vergil was silent at that, staring off into space. His boyfriend threw up his hands. “I’m going to call him over.” 

“Don’t!” The violence in his voice shocked them both. Vergil slumped into a chair. He leaned his head into his hand. “I’m... Not much of a father.” 

“It’s okay,” he murmured. Vergil’s boyfriend laid a hand in his hair. “You can still try. I don’t think Nero would hold it against you if you just tried.” 

“Like I did with you,” Vergil mumbled. 

Dante loves the tattoos. He would probably have one himself, but his body might straight-up reject the needle (”The needle... Isn’t penetrating your skin.” “... Can I at least get my deposit back?” “No.”) He’d want to know the history behind all of them, even if its as simple as “I liked it and wanted it on my body.” 

Vergil likes simplicity, but he can also understand tattoos as decoration. Depending on what they are and where they are, he might ask about their significance. 

Dante is touch-feely right back. It’s his favorite way to express love, so when he gets it from his s/o, he loves it. He’s the master of the goodbye kiss, especially when he goes out for some demon-killing action. He’ll also end up getting his s/o into a quick dance twirl while they’re walking around holding hands. 

Vergil is... Weird. He doesn’t dislike physical touch, but he dislikes it when its showy or clingy. He’s fine with being physically affectionate, but he’s always quick about it, and pretty subtle. If she isn’t, he’s going to tell her to stop until they’re alone. 

Nero likes physical affection, but he’s easily embarrassed. He’s also a little rough, so he’s more into hugs than anything. But if she goes for something more romantic, he’s going to blush and stop. He’ll also sneak up behind her and start rubbing her shoulders for her. 

V adores physical touch. It’s probably one of his top three Love Languages (right behind Words of Affirmation.) His favorite thing is holding hands, being able to thread his fingers through hers. If he’s walking with his s/o and she starts swinging their hands between them, he’ll go with it. 

V doesn’t try to keep up with his s/o. He’s pretty sure its impossible, so he just lets them go off, and stays to the background. 

At the same time, he can surprise them occasionally. Usually with a quip or sudden burst of activity, but he’s much happier reading and letting them blaze the trails. 

He provides a sort of calm atmosphere for his s/o and they can relax around him. 

It will absolutely turn Dante on. He’ll relax with it for a little bit, but if they tease him… “You know you’re playing with fire right now, baby…” One verbal warning, and then he jumps them. 

Vergil isn’t really turned on unless the massage is specifically erotic. He wants a massage just to work out tension in his muscles. He isn’t opposed to a massage ending in sex, but he doesn’t think about it while its happening.

You can’t massage Nero; he will fall asleep. He likes giving massages though, and it doesn’t occur to him that a massage can be erotic. “No, Sweet Surrender isn’t for… Oh, shit, it is… NICO!” 

V is more likely to want to be the one massaging his s/o. He doesn’t set out to make it erotic every time, but he likes to do it for them. If they’re doing it to him, its’ possible to turn him on by massaging him, but he’s just happy to be touched really. 

I’ve got the skeleton of a Q&A up, which is all just questions that I’m asking myself, so let me know if you have any. 

I think I might also do a Lets Play of DMC5, if people wanted that. Or 4. Or the reboot. Let me know if you have a preference. 

(Heyyy! I know you from my Silent Hill stuff! <3) 

After any given mission, Vergil and Lady have to just sit on their couch for about three days. Lady just has trashy TV on for the whole time, Vergil reads a stack of books that he keeps next to the couch, and they constantly order takeout. But they don’t really leave the couch except for the bathroom and sleeping. 

Speaking of sleeping, Lady likes to spoon when she sleeps. The thing is that she likes to be the big spoon. Vergil pretends like he doesn’t like this, but he enjoys it. So much. Vergil usually sleeps on his side anyway, so its completely fine by him. 

Lady likes shopping, and she’ll bring Vergil along with her. He’s surprisingly tolerant about it, and will gladly carry her bags around for her and give honest opinions about outfits. Sometimes brutally honest ones. They’ve genuinely gotten into a bickering match about a dress that was “too feminine” for her. She bought the dress anyway. 

Vergil is a book fiend, and will investigate tiny ones for new, interesting books (new for him, that is; most of the books he buys are second-hand and very old.) The stores are too quiet for Lady to really enjoy, but she likes to explore the non-book side of the bookstores, whether that means music, coffee, or other things. 

They started stargazing once because neither of them could sleep after a particularly harrowing fight. Then it became a kind of shared hobby. They own a telescope, and they’ll drive out to hills and fields in the middle of the night to look at stars. Some of the decorations in their shared space are star-themed for this reason. 

Dante: It’s not his ideal, but he’ll go for it. He won’t go down on her though. 

Vergil: He won’t do anything. He finds it unsanitary. Even if there’s a dental dam in play, he won’t do it. 

Nero: He’ll do both, but he needs a dental dam if he’s going to go down on her. 

V: Has a little bit of a bloodplay streak, so he’s good to go with his love when she’s on her period. 

Bonus: 

Dante: Lingerie and public sex. 

Vergil: Glasses and punishment.

Nero: Oral sex (giving) and edgeplay. 

V: Holding hands and being in a loving, supportive relationship. Bondage and erotica (either read aloud or acting it out)

Dante: I’ve actually written smut about this kinda… All Dante wants to do when he gets back is take a shower and a week-long nap, and he’s pleased to see that his s/o had the same idea. He walks past them to take a shower first. Then, on his way to his own bed, he picks them up (gently) and takes them to sleep with him. 

Nero: Honestly, the minute the door closes, Nero collapses on the floor. He doesn’t even see his s/o until he comes to an hour or so later. By that point they’re nose-to-nose, since they might have moved to be closer to him. If they did, then he drags them close for a floor-cuddle. 

I made that as a joke for my girlfriend who loves DT Dante, so I’m flabbergasted and amazed. 

Hi, I’m doing great! Thank you so much! I have this bad habit of making blogs and trying to be consistent, then... Like, not being consistent at all. orz

I’m in now to write for this blog, and my other two writing blogs. 

His biggest reaction is relief. “Finally, someone with a brain in her head...” 

Dante: “You two could lighten up.” Vergil, probably reading with his s/o in his lap: “We really couldn’t.” 

V is so touched, to the point where his words fail him and he doesn’t really know what to do. His heart can’t handle it, and he basically needs a minute to contain himself. Not that it looks that way; he just breaths really deep and kisses her while taking the plate.