Cheesecake Slut

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

mine is embarrassingly massive

I have generations, alternate dimensions, and spin offs.

I’m a celebrity in my mind

I have at least ten. Depends on what kind of day I had, which one I think of at night.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Awe I love this, makes me feel less weird and alone, let’s meet up in our made up alternate universes

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

He showed up to our Christmas Eve dinner wearing a dress shirt, fancy slacks, and flip flops. All he ate was a bowl of smoked oysters.

@bunsuh this was a trip from start to finish.

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha

why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out in 2006 it’s not cute anymore

rip gabriella 2006-2016

Gabriella’s far better than Farha

Oh fuckkkkk LMAO

Lmfao. Bruh…. noooooooo

yoooooooooo

fuck

I’VE NEVER SEEN FARHA DRAG SOMEONE LIKE THIS

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

have you ever eaten a soft grape

There’s so much wrong here

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

just want to lay my head on a gentle boys chest and sleep while he plays with my hair

an infinity sign walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a white girl on his wrist