Imaginary Image Blog

The 796 spiders you meet in Heaven.

Donald Trump With CeeLo Green's Arms for Hands.

Obama in nothing but an oversized 1994 Chicago Bulls big-head championship t-shirt eating pizza rolls with chopsticks on the floor of the senate in front of a glowing television

A Christ made of bread and wine who progressively gets more and more soggy.

A sick man approaches his medicine cabinet. He pulls out a clear orange prescription bottle, opens it, and dumps out a handful of fresh, hot, pill-sized mozzarella sticks then turns on his marinara faucet to take them. He is all better.

A sentient orb of teeth and soot where all chickens and eggs originated.

An incomplete list of time travelers who have died attempting to prevent the invention of the e-cigarette

A new born baby humming 'Cats in the Cradle' as his father stares at it in horror.

Tiny foot-tall transmission towers with power lines strung between lining every sidewalk in your neighborhood. Very tiny birds perch on the lines.

The Ghost of Lou Reed frequenting his favorite Panera Bread location (330 7th Ave, New York).

Wheel of Fortune being played with a wheel entirely comprised of bankrupts, all 3 contestants still yelling “Come on big money” before they take their turns

A time lapse video of a banana getting more and more black until it collapses on itself and envelopes the Universe.

A shoebox containing 2 huge silica gel packets and one tiny little shoe

A man standing at a grill, pressing down hard on hamburger patties with the spatula despite hearing the ghost of his father scream "THE JUICES!".

A guy flipping out over finding a small piece of lettuce in the hair salad he ordered

A lint roller covered in tiny bones

Every picture you've ever seen on the internet printed, framed, and exhibited in a museum