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They got a bunch of girls drunk and then surprise them with puppies. One of them started literally crying.

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And Mace has the other three Jedi with him detain him, and Jar Jar lets them shackle him, and then he takes three steps forward and ducks, headbutting one of them in the spine, knocking them to the ground.

Mace and the other two blink, how could a person trip that fast?

Jar Jar bows and apologizes, and crouches down to lift the Jedi back to his feet, lifting a full grown man effortlessly with cuffed hands before accidentally dropping him into another Jedi.

The third one senses something wrong and activates his lightsaber, and Jar Jar raises his hands in surprised surrender, before looking up and seeing that he knocked the Jedi’s hand such that his blade cut right into his face, killing him instantly.

Jar Jar tries to catch the falling lightsaber, but keeps fumbling it between his bound hands, and the out of control lightsaber ends up dismembering the two Jedi stumbling back to their feet before Jar Jar drops it entirely and it splits his cuffs before he ducks and catches the deactivated hilt.

And he looks around at the three dead Jedi, then back to Mace Windu who is staring at him, mouth agape.

And he stands up straight, inspects the lightsaber, looks Mace dead in the eyes and says:

In 1999, the official Star Wars website had a page referring to Jar Jar as a menace.