lacy

Burr: you’re still gonna stay up til midnight studying aren’t you

~𝓞𝓱, 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓮

𝓑𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓘 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭

𝓘 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮~

phil: 

Hello everyone. 

Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.

As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.

MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress

A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.

MY SOUL Nail Polish

Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.

MY SOUL Scented Candle

A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.

However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.

- Dan

phil: change up your game. you tried this on me a decade ago and the only reason it worked was because you were hot and single

dan: so the only reason i can’t make friends with queer celebrities i look up to is because i’m not single? maybe i should change that...