🍴

soup

Good post but you can only eat it with fork if you're strong enough

In Germany you just take sausage cut it very small mix with mayonnaise and then call it salad so in case you were wondering we won

A hardcore Vegan™ wakes up with vampirism, intense moral dilemmas ensue.

What do you mean? Humans are bio and free range, they've (most of them anyway) never seen a cage, they had a good long life more than most animals have. I'm not a vegan but if that'd happen to me I'd run around find people who make the issue worst or that are just generally annoying, scream "NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE, BETTER BECOME A VEGAN IN THE NEXT LIFE, SUCKER" and then pull out a good fork and eat them.

2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as “secondary” wlw

not to sound terrible but it would be nice if people who aren’t bi/pan reblogged this more since that’s most of the people who are reblogging this.

2019 is also the year y’all stop treating ace women as “secondary” wlw

2019 is also also the year y’all stop treatin aro women as “secondary” wlw

reblog this version instead!!

Good Omenss fics are wonderful. But you know what's fucking Amazing? Reading them in God's voice.

You say this like there's another way to read them

They are both living the "I can't dance" by Genesis aesthetic