How'd You Find Me?

Can you believe we live in a society where people are kissing Elsa’s ass and viewing her as a great big sister despite neglecting Anna through their whole ass childhood just cause she has the ability to make fucking freezer ice cubes while Nani, a dedicated brown woman who despite lost her parents by a lethal storm had to push her grief aside because Lilo was now her main priority, took care of her, fed her, probably paid money for her hula classes, busted her ass at her job to financially support Lilo, busted her ass to emotionally support Lilo, supported Lilo’s photography talent even though Lilo’s theme was a little weird, got her a dog and even during moments where Nani hit was hitting rock bottom (ex: getting fired but didn’t put her frustration out on Lilo) she did whatever it took to keep her little sister from being taken away, and wanted nothing but happiness and safety for her.

aw so lovely

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

You are their water deity now

Not enough people know that social bees and wasps can learn to recognize you as a non-threat or a friend pretty easily.

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

@coufae

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

This isn’t a kid, this is Andy milonakis, a full grown adult comedian

if u find the concept of vampires sexy u have a biting kink . that’s just how it is

The way in the last half a second it starts walking and you can hear his scream really ties this video together

HIS ACCENT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER! XD