Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Color Me Curious
KIROKAZE
todays bird
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
EXPECTATIONS
Origami Around
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@im-a-walking-fire-hazard
List of insane compliments (?) I have received:
- “You have a body like a whore. No!!! No I mean, you have a body men would like!”
- “You’re so motherly! Of course I fell for you.”
- “You look like you could be John Wicks dead wife.”
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*Me, typing a tumbler post*
Friend: No! I can see what you’re doing! Io? No.
Corner time as a sub is like meditation for fucked up adults
✨Manifesting✨ autumn by demonstratively hanging out my winter coat while it’s 36°C out there
“Mimimimi- I want a tradwife!”
Buddy, you don’t have tradwife money. You barely have dog and an occasional movie money.
You really think you can feed, house and clothe a whole family? I’m not giving up work to have kids for someone who can’t afford them and neither should other people.
Understand that Instagram Tradwives are fucking loaded from their highly successful commercial social media careers.
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Random semi political YouTuber:
“And of course, in this war, thousands suffered and died. But this conflict can be hard to understand! Are you a little dumb dumb who can’t figure out how this war works? Do feel overwhelmed with bad things happening and would rather not have to pay attention yourself?
Thanks to our sponsor, soil news, you don’t have to!with just this one subscription you too can have the news explained to you by random summaries. We can even tell you how biased your news source is! Who decides that? Don’t ask! Don’t think too hard about things!
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why are we adding CHICKPEAS to CHOCOLATE for PROTEIN AND FIBRE????
I DONT WANT PROTEIN AND FIVRE IN MY SUGARY SNACKS PLEASE LEAVE THE ICKY HEALTH THING OUT OF MY INDULGENCE
I’d rather eat a fucking pot of hummus with a tablespoon and have regular chocolate, I am begging you. Not everything neEDS PROTEIN!!
In case sleep schedule concerned friend may see this:
It is a joke. I’m not awake at all. Nor did I eat an entire sleeve of Oreo’s.
I lied, I don’t want to be a professional athlete, I’m only doing this to justify eating an entire sleeve of Oreo’s in one sitting at 3am
If anyone is wondering about today’s ADHD story, it took me 4 hours to read a 5500 word fanfic because I kept looking up the historical inaccuracies.
Friend got to learn about vanilla growing practices in the 1800 today, for entirely different reasons.
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Friend has started HRT a while ago and has started having odd dreams.
I must conclude from this that her natural womanly scrying powers are finally awakening.
This is of course very worrying to her, considering she’s been dreaming of loosing her teeth.
Friend is unappreciative of my journalistic reporting ):
Friend has started HRT a while ago and has started having odd dreams.
I must conclude from this that her natural womanly scrying powers are finally awakening.
This is of course very worrying to her, considering she’s been dreaming of loosing her teeth.
People like to assume I’m mean because I’m autistic.
I’d like everyone to know that it isn’t genetic, I worked hard on being a bitch.
Set anything on fire recently?
Yes.
A toaster, in fact.
Here! Enjoy this quiz, telling you which of the cruel, gruesome people from this book called “if you aren’t careful and pay attention the future may be a hellscape for women” would be your boyfriend!
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who else up hurkleing their durkleing
I do love some hurkle-durkleing in the morning.. ✨
Being a lesbian and a ballet dancer is funny, because I live in a magical world where men, at most, exist on the periphery. I have like three male acquaintances and my father. Who’s also a bit of an acquaintance, really
And then (!) I speak to our heterosexual friends. And oh.
Oh you live like that.
Okay.
Have we considered… oh you’re not bi. Oh no.
How do you feel about joining a monastery? Is that maybe an option!?
Like, what do you mean he can’t put his own child to bed by himself?
What do you mean he doesn’t know what kind of allergies you have? Aren’t you like, deathly allergic to seafood?
He doesn’t wash his own laundry? What??? Oh he doesn’t know how to use a washing machine, okay.
I’m not even trying to be mean, I’m just in disbelief. What kind of adult is this incapable!??
The people I spend time, when given a few hours unsupervised, will take apart my bedroom lamp and fix the mechanism my cat broke it.
