Beetlejuice: hi there, remember that time you showed me love and affection? I'm here to stay now, I got feelings, that's how it works, you showed me human kindness, something I'm not used to, but hey, you did it, you fucked up, I'm your problem now♡
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Beetlejuice: hi there, remember that time you showed me love and affection? I'm here to stay now, I got feelings, that's how it works, you showed me human kindness, something I'm not used to, but hey, you did it, you fucked up, I'm your problem now♡

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Beej is soft for the little things
Saying goodnight to him, and good morning, something he's not used to, makes him melt
Unestablished, you have the demon crashing on your couch, you mumble a soft "good night" as you leave for your room. He is shocked and doesn't really reply until your out of ear shot, yes the ghoul has had more flings then he could count, but never did hear such genuine kindness in those 2 words.
In the morning, you great him with a simple "good morning" a sleepy voice that sounded happy to see him, if you were more awake you would have noticed the hints of pink in his hair.
He could really get used to this whole domestic thing
Wanted to re-upload my pic of roleswap!Lydia I did last month, but this time with the swap’s version of Beetlejuice and just a cute pic of them mostly BJ causing havoc. Lydia/Spiderbrew is basically just having a ‘omg we’re in so much trouble but it’s hilarious’ moment.
As a sidenote, this is just BJ’s Neitherworld-visiting outfit, since he basically wears the same thing his teenage self did in the ‘Highs-Ghoul Confidential’ episode. Also, the longer part of Lydia/Spiderbrew’s hair changes shape/consistency with her mood. look, i like the mood-ring hair musical!bj has ok?? so sue me XD
*eyebrow waggle*
Did someone say eyebrow waggle? 🤔
Reblog for the animations!
I drew a sandworm dragon. no reason, I just did.
OMG AWESOME!!!!!!!
Woah!! That’s so cool!

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guys!
i heard alex brightman said beetlejuice is gonna have a proshot film i heard it from this post
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLA1tNNhNzW/
I love all your beetlejuice drawings so much ;-; you’re incredibly skilled and I love your writings too!
Thank you so much, Anon! Here, enjoy this snake boy 🐍
Five Demons Master List
Part One:
Fem!reader x The Conglomerate Word count: 1,498 Five Demons and A Baby Mr. Scarabee, you probably don't remember me, but we met at Mardi Gr
Part Two:
Five Demons and a Baby Part 2 Five Demons and a Baby Part 2 Word Count:2239 The Conglomerate x Fem!reader Waking, you know instantly that so
Part Three:
Five Demons Part 3 Word Count: 1683 The Conglomerate x Fem!reader Shuddering in nothing like fear, you allow them to show you back to your s
Part Four: https://justsassysworld.tumblr.com/post/623279247713304576/five-demons-and-a-baby-part-4
Five Demons And A Baby Part 4 Word Count: 5082 Zhuk x Fem!reader Warnings: Nsfw, Nsft, oral sex, vaginal sex, erotic massage Waking the nex
Hey mom? Who are the 5 Mafia!Beej leaders and their bases? they sound really cool!
hoo boy i am so glad you asked i actually made an outline for each of these suave motherfuckers
Italian Don: Scarafaggio, or Gio
Fronts: Private museum owner. Deals in black market art and artifacts.
Speaks: Italian
Appearance:
-Hair slicked back, always one little errant strand lying across his forehead. Black at the roots, green at the tips.
-Wears impeccably tailored suits, pinstriped in black and white. Occasionally they’ll be a red scarf in his breast pocket or a red tie.
-All five have a pinky ring with a beetle etched into it.
-Gold tooth
-Wears a lot of jewelry; expensive watch, lots of rings, etc.
-Owns a lot of leather driving gloves, even though he never drives himself anywhere.
-Usually carries a cane, prefers dark wood with silver or glass heads.
Personality:
-Rather hot-headed, shortest fuse of the three
-Goes absolutely feral on people who disrespect his s/o or his business partners.
-Doesn’t really do displays of affection, has a hard time expressing emotions.
-His love language is gifts, he’ll absolutely shower his s/o in presents.
-Has a taste for luxury and decadence.
Attributes/Skills:
-Best at first aid/patching up and bandaging wounds. Has sewn his own gashes before. Lots of scars underneath the clothing, though none on his face. Yet.
-Sings beautifully, has this rich baritone croon. Loves to sing a duet with his s/o
-Drinks scotch, brandy, cognac. Always the top shelf stuff.
-Smokes Cuban cigars.
-Actually a decent cook, but never does it unless s/o is doing it with him.
-Can do the Jitterbug and the Charleston. Refuses to unless his s/o is his partner. Slow dances are just swaying with your hand in his and his palm pressing to your back.
-Quite a good artist, hides his talent.
Russian Don: “Zhuk.”
Front: Luxury resort owner, general investor. Deals in illegal firearms.
Speaks: Russian
Appearance:
-Tall. Very tall. Barrel-chested, broad-shouldered. Built like a brick house.
-Longer hair, about down to the back of his neck. Not long enough to pull into a ponytail, but long enough to play with. Like Scara’s, his hair is black at the roots, but there aren’t much roots showing through. Most of his hair is green.
-Wears almost all black all the time, very monochromatic. Black turtlenecks under Armani suit jackets. Very sleek.
-Has tiny rectangular reading glasses. His eyesight is fine, it’s all just part of the appearance. Makes him look intelligent.
-Tiny streaks of silver at his temples that don’t change with his mood ring hair.
-Aside from the pinky ring, he sometimes wears a gold chain. Has a nondescript but very expensive watch around his wrist.
Personality:
-The most even-tempered and calm of the three. Exudes an air of dignity and refinement.
-Slow to anger, though when angered is absolutely the most fearsome.
-Does not tolerate self degradation.
-Definitely has the most top energy of the three.
-Despite his size, he’s incredibly gentle with his s/o, both in touch and in tone.
-Protective. Has a tendency to hover if he’s worried.
-Is not shy about showing affection or telling s/o exactly how he feels
-Authoritative. Expects to be obeyed.
-Showers his lover in praise, in a mix of English and Russian. The only trouble is, the praise and the dirty talk are spoken in the same gentle tone, so his s/o doesnt know which it is until he lapses back into English.
Attributes/Skills:
-Drinks vodka almost exclusively. Kind of a snob about his liquor.
-Smokes hand-rolled cigarettes out of a little chased-silver case he keeps tucked in his coat pocket
-Plays the piano. Can also play the harp, but he’s not as good at it.
-Has a soft spot for animals, dogs in particular.
-Is the most partial to baths of the three, most likely has his own persona sauna and bathhouse
-Can ballroom dance; despite his size, he’s quite graceful.
-Has a scar across his left eyebrow.
-Very much into the predator/prey play, though he doesnt have much a tolerance for games or teasing. If he’s hunting you, you’d better come up with a strategy or it will be short.
Irish Mafia Don: “Ciarog,” or Cia
Front: Pub owner. Runs an illegal bare knuckle boxing ring
Speaks: Gaelic
Appearance:
-Long hair, little bit past his shoulders, all green
-Freckles across his cheeks, all down his arms
-Heavily tattooed, especially on the hands and arms.
-Shortest of the five, though he’s only an inch or so smaller than Gio
-Wears earth tones, greys and greens mostly. Button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, green vest, grey wool pants, and a flat newsboy cap
-Wears a rosary around his neck. Like Zhuk’s glasses, it’s just for show.
-Has thick calluses on his knuckles, as well as lots of scars on his hands. They’re hardly noticeable with all the tattoos, but close inspection reveals them.
-Wears more rings than Gio, though his are of slightly worse quality. They’re not for show, they’re meant to deal damage to whoever he has to pummel.
Personality:
-Laid back, very flirty. Almost doesn’t seem like a mob boss at first, always cracking jokes.
-Loves games of any kind, especially riddles and guessing games.
-Quick to anger, but quick to calm as well.
-Likes being outside more than the other two, has an appreciation for nature
-Definitely a switch.
-When he gets excited or angry, he’ll speak in a mix of English and Gaelic. The more emotion he shows, the more Gaelic slips out.
Attributes/Skills:
-Can play the violin/fiddle. Knows just about every drinking song there is. Loves performing in his pub with his s/o
-Has an extensive knife collection.
-Doesn’t have the steps of any particular dance, but can whirl you around a room so fast your head will spin.
-Whiskey and scotch are his preferred drinks.
-At any given moment has at least three weapons hidden on his person.
-Most lenient of the three
-Can use fae magic, even though he’s not exactly on friendly terms with them.
-Collects enchanted trinkets. Between his knives and his trinkets he’s a bit of a pack rat
Cajun Crime Lord: “Scarabee,” or Bee
Front: Riverboat casino runner. Distributes moonshine and runs illegal gambling dens
Speaks: French Creole
Appearance:
-Same height as Gio
-Hair colored like Cia’s, all green, but cut shorter than the rest and styled into a bit of a pomp.
-Wears a suit of gold paisley, has a necklace of various species of teeth (some animal, some human) around his neck, along with silk gloves on his hands
-Carries a cane, but unlike Gio’s his is connected to his magic and glows to match his hair.
-He’s got a bit of a crazy eye, when he grins, he can look a little unhinged. The heterochromia doesn’t help that, with one green iris and one purple
-His teeth are inexplicably a little bit sharper than the other’s.
Personality:
-Playful, teasing, not shy at all
-Biggest top after Zhuk
-Has the biggest bloodlust, likes to get his hands dirty
-The angrier he gets, the bigger he grins, and it’s a little terrifying.
-Also expects to be obeyed; he and Zhuk get into a lot of pissing contests over this.
-Definitely the type to throw elaborate, crazy parties in his manor or on his riverboat.
-His accent gets super thick when he’s excited or angry, so much so it’s hard to tell the difference between English and Creole.
Attributes/Skills:
-Actually a really good cook, loves sharing recipes with his s/o
-Skilled in voodoo and witchcraft, has shadow powers
-Has pet gators that live in the swamp out back of his property. Please don’t ask what he feeds them.
-Drinks pretty much anything, but is partial to moonshine
-Smokes Virginia Slims
-Definitely gets high on a regular basis
-Terrific swing dancer.
Spanish Crime Lord: “Escarabajo,” or Bajo
Front: Owns a string of private nightclubs. Operates a drug running ring, cocaine and marijuana
Speaks: Spanish
Appearance:
-His dress is very monochromatic, sticking mostly to black and white. Sometimes you can catch a flash of red.
-Open-throated shirts and tight pants. Very Zorro-esque.
-Wears a silver medallion around his neck with the Virgin Mary on it. Like Zhuk’s glasses or Cia’s rosary, it’s all for show.
-Silver teeth. Some back teeth, but most noticeably, his top canines.
-Slicked back hair, like Gio’s is mostly black with green just at the tips, but closer in length to Zhuk’s. Has the thickest hair of the five.
-Black leather gloves. Unlike Gio and Bee, who are always wearing theirs, he’s seen without them just as much as with them.
Personality:
-The most flirtatious. You thought Cia was bad? Bajo is on thirst hours 25/8.
-It takes a lot to make him angry, though he’s quick to cool down. Most level aside from Zhuk.
-Tells a lot of jokes. His are only a little bit better than Cia’s.
-Likes leaving little gifts and trinkets for his s/o. More often than not, you’ll wake up to find a single rose on your pillow.
-Most charitable of the lot. They have orphanages and boarding schools set up in each of their home countries, and it was his idea to start them.
-Oddly wise. The best to go to for life advice (if you want to avoid one of Zhuk’s lectures, that is).
Attributes/Skills:
-Plays the guitar. He and Cia often duet.
-Amateur sharpshooter. He won’t be winning any contests, but he’s by far and away the best shot of the five.
-Has a green thumb. Loves to grow things; flowers, fruits, vegetables, herbs, you name it. Has land dedicated to his plants on each of their shared estates, as well as his own small farm back home.
-An absolute god at the tango.
-A switch for sure, but is probably the most eager bottom of the five.
-Praise kink? Praise kink.
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Requested/Inspired by @filmcityworld1‘s post
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I listened to one (1) song and was instantly blasted back into the Beetlejuice Musical Fan Zone.
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Beetlejuice is bi and has ADHD cause I'm gay and have ADHD
What if you burnt your tongue and beetlejuice was like 'need something cold?' and when you say yeah just kisses you and presses his tongue against yours?

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An older pencil sketch. Newer drawings in progress. BJ and Lydia as plushies.
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