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congrats on 100!!
Thank you so so so much, I love it so very much my Angel
Is there anything I could do to repay you for your amazing art
ur oc is too prettyyyy
— Bertrand Russell, from “What Desires Are Politically Important?” (via letsbelonelytogetherr)
im just gonna leave this here...
HOLY SHIT IM SCREAMINGRAGHHHGHHGHGHGH
“𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬”
a/n: bro i CANNOT take rommulas’s new music video for PALETA seriously that is literally aryu tell me not???
synopsis: what personality traits they’re known for as pro soccer players!
ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, bachira meguru, shidou ryusei, karasu tabito, kaiser michael, ness alexis
isagi yoichi – accidentally becoming football's greatest meme generator because english is beating his ass
everybody agrees that isagi is actually really good at english now, especially compared to when he first started playing overseas, except he still has one fatal weakness: he knows the words individually, but sometimes he assembles the grammar in the most devastating order imaginable, completely changing the meaning of whatever he was trying to say, and because he's so confident when he says it, nobody realizes it was an accident until 5 seconds later.
the reporters don't even correct him anymore because they're trying not to laugh.
after a champions league match, someone asks him, "yoichi, what was your mentality going into tonight?"
"i wanted to finish."
there’s a brief pause.
"... finish the game?"
"yes… that’s what i meant… please edit that part out.”
another time he tries complimenting the opposing goalkeeper.
"he was very hard."
dead silence.
"to score against," he quickly adds, waving both hands. "TO SCORE AGAINST."
the clip already has 12 million views.
his teammates have started betting on whether the post-match interview will produce another viral soundbite. “¥1000 he says something insane” or “¥2000 that he accidentally threatens someone."
isagi doesn't understand why everyone keeps asking him if he's "locked in."
"because i AM locked in."
"... no, yoichi."
"?"
"they're quoting you."
"what did i say?"
they pull up the interview: "i am very inside."
"... i meant focused."
"we know."
eventually, the internet starts calling them "yoichisms."
every interview has a compilation ready before it's even over.
"i enjoy touching balls."
"today i penetrated many defense."
"our chemistry is getting harder."
"i love when 11 men come together."
"STOP POSTING THEM," he begs.
"they're educational."
"THEY AREN'T."
the funniest part is that whenever he's speaking japanese, he's one of the most articulate, intelligent players in football.
switch him to english and he's accidentally inventing phrases that get printed on t-shirts.
the comments are always the exact same, too: “someone get my goat a grammar textbook.” “leave him alone he's trying his best 😭” “every interview is a side quest.” “bro's vocabulary stat is 99, but sentence construction is -12.”
poor guy is genuinely trying. the internet just refuses to let him succeed.
Good bye to the bride that could've been mine
Isagi, Rin, Sae x Fem! Reader
They really regret not confessing to you that day now that you happily run away with another man
Art by me heh (Gen listen to night flower by Ahn Ye Eun I'm bawling)
One minute I'm smiling, then ts shi popped outta nowhere:( (but admit the art ateeeee)

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spreading the teddy agenda
REF DO SOMETHING😭😭
My artstyle changing everyday will forever be a curse for me 🏃♀️ og korone artstyle reveal I CANT HELP BUT MAKE HIM CUTIFUL 🤍🎀
Is it really worth it? Hugo's precious boba eyes? 🥺
He's so precioussss
MASTERLISTTTTTTT ITOSHI BROS *Toxic Toxic ft. Sae Itoshi .... Vivian Hugo *Torpe *Destiny at first sight
TOXIC TOXIC FT. ITOSHI SAE
Tw: Toxicccc :D (not proofread btw)
bunny bunny bunny bunny
GYATT DAMNNNN

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i’m fucking crying he’s not a real person
he’s just a baby he can’t read yet
That's okay Hugo I would never judge u
You: "Oh no, I forgot to do the report!"
Kaiser: "What report?"
You: "The one that was due today! Gosh—" *rushing to your laptop.*
Lorenzo: "Whats it about???"
Sae: "Why do you wanna know? You don't even work there."
Lorenzo: "oh, right."
Loki: "Why haven't you done it earlier Ms.(Name)?"
You: "There was alot in my head and I must have forgotten."
Bunny: "Well that sucks...guess you'll have to do it, but quick."
Hugo: "Why are you so tense about this report, Ms.(Name)? Not like other reports, you're very calm whenever it's past due..."
You: "oh, that's because this report is about you guys. Its basically proof whether you guys have improved or not, it's very, very important! If I don't give this to Ego on time, you guys might have to practice and do some training matches again for 2 months."
NG11: . . .
You: "And basically, I started analyzing you guys two months ago and should've written my report! But guess what? I forgot! So if I don't give this in on time, you guys might have to cut your break short. And repeat everything."
NG11: . . .
You: "why are you all suddenly so quiet? It's not like you all—"
Lorenzo: "HURRY! GET THE ENERGY DRINKS! And make some coffee!"
Kaiser: *rushes to go to the kitchen to grab some more cola*
Bunny: "Got it!" *goes to the cabinets and begins grabbing energy drinks. Then he started making some coffee.*
Loki: "Ms.(Name), I'll help you with your report, And speed it up faster."
Lorenzo: "HUGO, GO HELP MS.(NAME) WITH HER GRAMMAR AND VOCABULARY! CORRECT EVERYTHING! IT MUST BE PERFECT!"
Hugo: "On it." *Quickly sits beside her and began pointing out some words that needed corrections.*
You: "Whats happening—"
Sae: "Doing everything just to not have another 2 months of practice." *Sae told you before proceeding to call Anri to buy them some time. Looking a little stressed.*
Lorenzo: "COME ON GUYS, WE NEED MOTIVATION! MAKE 6 ESSAYS WITH PERFECT GRAMMAR AND IT SHOULD BE SO GOOD THAT HE WOULD READ IT ALL OVER AGAIN!"
Loki: "How are we supposed to do that in only 5 minutes every page?"
Lorenzo: "JUST DO IT!"
Bunny: "You know lorenzo, you might actually be a great leader if you're always like this—"
Lorenzo: "LESS TALKING AND MORE WORKING! " *said the man as he was practically on the table now, screaming and barking at anyone who even made a little mistake.*
You: *handed an energy drink, then cola, and some coffee made way too quickly. Which made it worse.* "Wait, too many drinks—"
Loki: "Just sip every now and then."
Hugo: *analyzing and re-reading your report*
Sae: "I bought us some time for ten minutes."
Kaiser: "SERIOUSLY?!"
Lorenzo: "EVERYONE HURRY UP!"
Bunny: "STOP SCREAMING AT US LIKE THAT FIRST!"
Meanwhile, with Ego and Anri.
Ego: "Where is the report (L/N) was supposed to pass 5 minutes ago?"
Anri: "Well I can assure you, it's on the way—"
Ego: *notification* "It arrived, never mind." *began reading it.*
Anri: *sweatdrops* "Ill go continue my work, see you later Ego-san." *leaves the room*
Ego: "...since when did destiny become a huge topic in this report?"
Ego: "..."
Ego: *sighs* "She wrote it with them did she?"
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lwky want them to be my groupmates
TORPE ft. Vivien Hugo
*Torpe! Hugo who fell in love with PXG’s manager at first sight.
𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
ft. Vivien Hugo
FUHHH THIS IS SO AHHSEHHHIHIHI
@noyamlv Awhhh thnxxxTvT
𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
ft. Vivien Hugo

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Bring Your Kid Niece to Work Day!
You have a sister. And that sister of yours, has a daughter. That loves you very, very much. Unfortunately for you, it's been a long time since you spent time with her. So maybe you can make it up to her by taking her to work. That wasn't such a bad idea now was it?
NG11's x Manager with a Niece!Reader
Fluff & Minor Angst? | Mischievous Niece 😧 | 2K words
A/N: As you all can tell, no I do not have a niece. But I have an aunt who loves me very much, and I feel the same towards her! So I decided to write a fic about this trope.
> Also! A little gift to @nagisbunni for giving me those much appreciated compliments, and as my new lovely moot!
Driving through the familiar roads of your hometown was the least thing you wanted to do right now.
After all, you and your sister never had…lets say, the best relationship with eachother. Ever since the day you left to be independent, and live on your own.
Taking a turn to a street, the GPS on your phone beeping, signaling that you were nearly to your destination.
You parked to a familiar driveway of a big house, stopping and turning off the engine of your car.
Then, you stepped out.
Straigtening your posture and patting off invisible dust before heading towards the front door. Knocking gently. You checked the time in your watch, looks like you arrived on time.
As you were busy with your thoughts, the door swung open, startling you. Your eyes meeting a familiar face.
"(Name)!" The husband of your sister, Yasuke, greeted you happily. Even rushing in to hug you.
"Oh, uh…hey Yasuke." Your arms hugged him back.
You gotta be honest, you were happy to see him. Especially if it's been years since you both saw each other.
"Gosh, we missed you! Especially your sister and Yua!" He exclaimed before stepping to the side. Inviting you in.
With a deep breath, you walked inside, taking in the decor of the house you were very familiar with. Looking towards the walls, you saw picture frames of you and your sister, along with your parents.
Your eyes halted on a familiar picture, smiling to yourself, you didnt even realize you were raising your hand to take a clear view. But before you could fully grab it, a small voice reached your ears.
"Auntie!"
You turned around, searching where the voice came from before you felt little arms wrapped around your leg. Your eyes trailed down, only to find the little girl you came here for.
"Yua!" You folded your knees and hugged her, squeezing her in your arms. "You've gotten even cuter and adorable since the last time I saw you.." Hands pinched both of her chubby cheeks as she tried to say 'thank you'.
"I missed you Auntie! Why didn't you come here last weekend?" She asked you, curious.
"Well, I couldn't attend due to the tasks I needed to finish. But! Today, Iam making it up to you by taking you to work with me! Doesn't that sound fun?" You smiled, taking her and lifting her in your arms.
"Yeah! I want to go with you to work! Ill help you! Ill protect you from grossie boys!"
You blinked, then laughed. "You don't need to protect me from boys, Yua. I can protect myself."
"But…"
"But?"
"What if those boys have those lovey-dovey things for you? Then you'll get married with them, and then you'll have a baby and then you won't come to see me anymore!" She pouted, folding her little arms.
"Yua, if theres one thing your aunt doesn't want. It's getting married, or being in a relationship. I am too busy with work to have a boyfriend." You said to her, assuring her.
"A…rewationshlip?" Yua tried to pronounce.
"Relationship." You corrected.
"Rewationshlip."
"Rela—"
"Rela—"
"Tionship"
"Tion—ship."
"Now say it all at once…"
"Rewationshlip."
"—Yeah, we'll go with that for now…" you hummed and patted her head.
In the car, you placed Yua at the back seat, locking the belt over her for safety. Double checking everything before closing the car door, and getting in the drivers seat.
"You ready for this adventure, Yua?" You started the car and fixed the rear view mirror so you can see your niece from the back.
"Mhm! Iam ready to protect auntie from boys!" She said with determination.
"Go wave bye to your daddy and mommy before we leave, quick!" You turned down the car window from Yua's seat, her eyes looking over to her parents who were by their house.
"Bye mama! Bye papa!" She yelled as she blew them kisses.
"Take care!" Yasuke yelled back as he catched the kisses Yua threw their way.
"Have fun! And please be careful!" Your sister, Hara, said with pure worry. But it quickly turned into her normal expression.
"We'll be careful alright, Goodbye now!" You smiled at them, backing up the car to the road, before driving away.
You parked in your usual spot by the Blue Lock Facility, then turned off the engine.
"Were here Yua! Were at Auntie's workplace."
You heard her groan from sleep, squirming in her seat.
"Already?"
"Mhm…come on now, put on your shoes!" Grabbing your bag and the backpack of your niece, you quickly went out the car to grab her in your arms.
You walked towards the familiar doors of the facility while your niece was sleeping in your arms. As you were entering your ID card, you were met with a co-worker of yours.
"Ah, Anri! Hello!"
"Hey Ms.(Name)! Who do you got there…?" Anri asked as her eyes trailed to your niece's sleeping form.
"Oh! Just my Niece. Her parents needed to go somewhere so I decided to take her to work with me."
"She looks so cuteeee!!!" She whispered as she leaned forward to see Yua clearly.
"I know right????" You agreed whilst whispering.
"Ahem, ok…I'll need to go now. Business meeting... Have fun with that Niece of yours. I'll come with coffee later.." Anri told you before walking out the door.
"Thanks!" You said in a greatful tone.
In your office.
Hands were clacking on that laptop of yours. Focusing on your work, but that concentration of yours were interrupted when a little girl walked to your side. A wide smile on her face.
"Auntie!"
"Hm? What is it Yua?" You turned to her in your seat.
"You said this place is full of soccer players right?" Her eyes glimmered, and you could tell she was gonna do something mischievous.
"I did say that. And they're alot..like..300 I think? Why? What got you interested?" You blinked, waiting for her answer.
"I wanna watch a match! With cool people! Like, super good players!" She exclaimed.
You raised your brow. Suspicion taking over your face. "Why are you suddenly interested in soccer, hm?"
"Because papa watch soccer at home!" Yua answered. Seems like it's true. Whats wrong with taking her to a live match right?
"Hm, ok… I just have the perfect players for you to watch."
Meanwhile, in the training field. 6 players stood in the center. Stretching and getting ready for their training.
Then, their attention went to the doors that suddenly slammed open. A 6-year-old child ran through the field. Her giggles filling the air.
"Come back here, Yua!" You yelled as you finally came into view. Hands on your knees as you took a breather.
Loki was the first to notice, looking at their manager who continued chasing the child around.
"Uh…Ms.(Name)?"
"Ah—frick—yes?" You stopped running, your hands on Yua's squirming body, who was trying to escape.
"Who is the child? If you don't mind me asking." He blinked as you proceeded to lift her up in your arms.
"Oh, she's my—"
"She's my mama!"
Yua mischievously giggled.
Silence.
You swore you could only hear the air brushing through your face.
"Wait—no! She's my niece!" You corrected as you tickled her for punishment.
"OHHHH!"
"Thank goodness."
"Phew."
"I thought I might have to move on."
"Knew she was too young to be a mom."
"Would've been a great mother otherwise."
"So, whats your name?" Lorenzo gently asked the child as she drank water from her Auntie's bottle.
"Yua! Iam 6 years old!" She responded, a curious expression on her face. Looking up at the man before her.
"Iam Lorenzo, but you can call me whatever you want kid!"
"Can I call you tattoo guy?"
"Why tattoo guy? You could've give me something more cool!"
"Cause you have alot of tattoo's!" She pointed at the various spots where ink was seen on his skin.
"Eh, fair!" Lorenzo hummed in agreement.
Yua's eyes began to trail on the boy with the light purple-ish hair. She approached him with curiosity.
"You! Whats your name?" Yua pointed with her finger.
Bunny blinked, then a small smile made it's way on his face with practiced ease. But this time, it seemed…genuine.
"Bunny! How about you, chica?"
"Yua! Why is your name an animal?" She tilted her head to the side.
"Eh…" Bunny sweatdropped. "I don't know?" He responded.
"…Good answer! Iam calling you rabbit!"
"Isnt that the same thing—"
"No it isn't!"
"Ok! Whatever you say, princesa."
Yua's small eyes noticed a guy with the blonde and blue tips of hair color. She saw him drinking some cola. And quickly went his way to ask for some.
"Hello! Can I have some cola? Please!" She pleaded, a big smile on her face.
Kaiser raised his brow. "Aren't you too young to have some?"
"Aren't you an athlete that isn't supposed to drink some cola that might put your health and career at stake?" She responded back.
"Oh, blud just got roasted by a child…"
"…Fair enough." Kaiser handed her a can of cola, which she tried to open. Before she could even continue, the blonde opened it for her. Yua made sure to whisper him a little 'Thank you' before taking a sip.
Her eyes began trailing to her next vicitm—person she wanted to get to know about. Her steps halted when she saw a guy with pink hair and green-blue eyes. Which she thinks is pretty.
Yua quickly went over to him, a smile on her face.
"Hi!" She exclaimed.
"…Hi."
"Iam Yua! Whats your name?"
"… Sae."
"Hi Mr. Sae! Do you like animals?"
"… I like seagulls."
"Oh, then iam calling you Saegull!"
"…Ok." He just….lightly agreed with it. If you could look even closer, you'd think he's smiling.
Her attention was stolen when she heard a page being flipped, her eyes searched searched where it was coming from until she stumbled upon a guy with red hair and long lashes. She made her way towards the man.
"Hello! What are you reading?"
"… Nothing."
"Cool! I also read 'Nothing'. Can I see?" She asked for permission. Fortunately, Hugo adjusted on his seat to the side, giving her some space.
Yua climbed up beside him, then looked over to the book he was holding.
"Woah, it really is nothing! Are you the only one who can see it? Is it an ancient book from an ancient place?!"
"Maybe." Hugo hummed.
She gasped. "You're a person with superpowers!"
"Maybe Iam, Maybe Iam not. Destiny decides."
"Iam calling you Mr. Destiny!"
"Hm. Sure." He agreed, keeping his composure. But you can notice how he's leaning the book slightly towards Yua for her to see clearly.
Yua stepped down from the seat, and began walking towards the guy who was drinking his water bottle.
Loki was too busy with his thoughts, but it was interrupted when a small child poked her finger on his leg.
"Hello!"
"Oh, hi."
"Do you have golden eyes? They're so pretty and yellow! Like real gold!"
"Thanks." Loki smiled from the compliments she gave him.
"I heard you're really fast at running! Does it feel the same like flying?" She questioned.
"Well…if you run fast enough, it will." He responded.
"Oh, ok! Thank you!"
"You're a good kid." Loki told her as he patted her head, which she smiled more widely about.
Awkward silence...before—
"I know you guys like my Auntie!" She suddenly blurted out.
"…How would you know that?" They all questioned.
"It's obvious! She also said that she doesnt want to be in a rewationshlip right now.."
"You mean relationship?"
"Rewationshlip!"
"Yeah, ok we'll go with that…"
"Dont worry!" Yua placed a finger on her lips,"I won't tell!" She assured them before leaving the room. Closing the door behind her.
Leaving them stunned.
"That child…is just like her."
"I agree."
"She does if you think about it."
"Yes, she even has the same mischief."
"I mean.."
"Oh, yeah, we'll have to be careful around her from now on.."
A/N: I apologize if there are any grammatical errors or it doesn't make any sense at all..😭 I rlly tried because I was sleepy while I wrote this. Pls bear with me 😣. Hopefully, you all appreciate it and have a good day!
(Two fics posted in one week is crazy 😧)
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> Hope you like it, @nagisbunni! 🤭
AYYY THIS IS SO CUTE
UR CUTEER 😏
TYSMMM ILYYY
My mind was blank as I kept re-reading all of this bru 😭
AHHH I LOVE U TOO BRO
Tis absolute cinema tbh
@ilsniea TYSMMM DEARRR 🤭 I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT SMMM (I was sleepy when I wrote this fuc and thought its bad)
wdym bad bruh TvT
Guys this genuinely might be the peakest edit I have ever seen of blue lock 😭
GOSH DAMN