ilse neumann

i absolutely can’t believe i wasn’t listed as one of your friends! i’m offended!

I’m sorry!! I actually forgot.

wow!

i absolutely can’t believe i wasn’t listed as one of your friends! i'm offended!

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

otto did you just call me intimidating

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

she’ll just murder me! it’s fine; im not scared of her. she’s a big ole softie. don’t tell anyone.

well, add her to the list of rilows that are Actually softies. that makes her and hans so far - i’ve yet to find definite proof for thea!

thea is the one that scares me

agreed. but she doesnt need to know that!

absolutely not never

definitely the safest way to live!

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

otto did you just call me intimidating

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

she’ll just murder me! it’s fine; im not scared of her. she’s a big ole softie. don’t tell anyone.

well, add her to the list of rilows that are Actually softies. that makes her and hans so far - i’ve yet to find definite proof for thea!

thea is the one that scares me

agreed. but she doesnt need to know that!

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

otto did you just call me intimidating

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

she’ll just murder me! it’s fine; im not scared of her. she’s a big ole softie. don’t tell anyone.

well, add her to the list of rilows that are Actually softies. that makes her and hans so far - i’ve yet to find definite proof for thea!

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

otto did you just call me intimidating

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

if i’m such an angel, why am i single? hm?

nobody who likes you is brave enough to ask you out? i mean, you are an angel. that could be intimidating for some people

otto did you just call me intimidating

no. yes. kinda? i mean intimidating like “oh my god shes so great how the fuck do i talk to her without fucking up” not intimidating like “she scares me”

i don’t think anyone has ever fucked up in a conversation with me! at least while sober; melitta and ilse are messy drunks. imagine if i could scare anyone… i should get a piercing.

martha bessel, i am absolutely NOT a messy drunk! this is slander! also, a piercing would look SO COOL on you! not necessarily scary, but still.

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

they are scaryyyyyyyy

sounds like it!

aaa

hhh

iiiiiiiiii

mmmmm

bbbbbbbb

fffffff

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

they are scaryyyyyyyy

sounds like it!

aaa

hhh

iiiiiiiiii

mmmmm

bbbbbbbb

fffffff

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

they are scaryyyyyyyy

sounds like it!

aaa

hhh

iiiiiiiiii

mmmmm

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

they are scaryyyyyyyy

sounds like it!

aaa

hhh

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

they are scaryyyyyyyy

sounds like it!

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh

nose ghosts exist babe i just saw one

nose ghosts, interesting. if you say so!

I just sneezed so hard i feel like my nose’s ghost left my face

oh my gosh