im fine actually

hey do you mind if i put on some white noise to fall asleep? …yeah. thanks. *flips a switch* *geiger counter starts ticking rapidly*

literally have a booboo on my finger and no one gives a shit

when ethel cain said “i have always possessed the insatiable need to see what happens inside the room” do you guys think she was talking about the dishwasher

i just thought about everything. i figured it out

not now kitten daddys naming five things he can see

the very hungry caterpillar ending explained

sucking dick in the german mcdonalds. whatever

whats your favorite pixel on your phone screen mine is number 524201873

literally there’s a reason that soup and soul are only one letter apart